Xion, Timon & Pumbaa's Virtual Safari - Jeep Tour is an upcoming crossover to made by Ren the God of Humor and Tigerman531.
Plot
Xion and her team join Timon and Pumbaa on their Virtual Safari jeep tour, where they face various obstacles-- including the Hyenas!
Trivia
- Which way the team goes: Left (bug restaurant drive thru), Right (cave) and up (volcano cave path).
Scenes
Prologue
- Aqua: *smiles and holds out some paper bags* I've packed you each a lunch in case you get hungry on your trip.
- Xion: *smiles* Thanks, mommy.
- Aqua: *kisses Xion's cheek and smiles* Have a safe trip and look out for others.
- Xion: *smiles* I will.
- Jeffrey: Especially your cousin, Xion.
- Xion: *smiles* I will, Daddy.
- Lea: Ready to go, Xion?
- Xion: *smiles* You bet!
- (On their way)
- Lea: And don't worry, your big brother is here in case you can't defend yourself.
- Xion: Oh, quit it!
First stop
- (They drive to the fast food restaurant on the left)
- Pumbaa: Oh they've got all my favorites, Timon!!
- Beetles: *looks at the menu* ...! *moans and faints*
- Xion: *catches Beetles*
- Beetles: I'm gonna be having nightmares tonight....
- Xion: It's okay, Uncle Beetles.
- Midna: Be lucky that they don't eat you.
- Beetles: The menu scares me...
- Xion: Just close your eyes and don't look.
- Tammy: Ugh... I think I'm gonna pass on what's on the menu...
- Xion: Not to worry, guys. I brought lunches for everyone.
- DJ: Oh yeah! We forgot your mom made them for us.
- Xion: We'll eat once Timon and Pumbaa make their order. It's not polite to eat in front of others.
- DJ: Good call.
- (A garbled voice is heard on the microphone)
- Timon: Eh, hmmmm... I'll have the double double maggot burger. Side of centipedes. Oh! Wait! Can I super size that with millipedes? Oh! And some nacho's with extra dung beetles!
- Pumbaa: I'll have the stinkbug-locust combo on a leaf, hold the termites, and a weeval on the stick. The giant one, not the lesser of the two weevals! *laughs* Ooh! And I also want a lice cream cone.
- Timon: Make that two.
- Snowflake: *giggles* That's a lot of food for them.
- (A garbled voice is heard again on the microphone)
- Pumbaa: What?!
- Baby Lily: What did he say?
- Timon: He said... *mimics the mumbling sound*
- Bartok: I didn't get that....
- Pumbaa: Uh, maybe he means go to the drive thru window.
- (They drive up to it)
- Monkey: *speaking with a garbled voice* Hello. Your order will be ready in just a moment.
- Lea: That's what he sounds like?
- Bartok: Wow. And I thought it was just due to the poor quality of the microphone.
- Monkey: *garbled voice* What are you talking about?
- Bartok: Uh, nothing!
- (The monkey holds out the order for Timon and Pumbaa)
- (They take the order)
- Xion: Thank you! *hands the monkey the amount of money needed to pay*
- Timon: *starts to eat* Great find! We have to come back here.
- Pumbaa: *eating* Delicious!! Mind if I try one of your dung beetles?
- Timon: No problem! *passes one to him*
- Xion: *smiles* Now that Timon and Pumbaa got something to munch on, I can hand everyone out something to eat as well.
- Baby Lily: What did Aunt Aqua give us?
- Xion: For Tammy, DJ and Snowflake, their favorite types of meat. *passes them to each cub*
- Tammy: Oh boy!!!
- DJ: Cool!!
- Snowflake: *smiles* Thank you.
- Xion: *smiles* You're welcome. *takes out a bottle of fresh milk* Here's your lunch, Lily.
- Midna: *takes the bottle* Thanks. I'll feed it to her.
- Xion: *smiles* Thank you, Midna.
- Midna: *to Baby Lily* Open wide.
- Baby Lily: *opens her mouth* Ahh.
- Midna: *puts the bottle teat in Baby Lily's mouth*
- Baby Lily: *starts drinking from the milk bottle*
- Midna: That's right. Drink up, Lily.
- Baby Lily: *smiles as she drinks her milk*
- Xion: Now let's see... what else did mommy pack... *searches the bag more*
- (She takes out an candy bar)
- Lea: Hey. Got something for me?
- Xion: *smiles and gives him a sea salt ice cream*
- Lea: Just like before with Roxas, eh?
- Xion: Yep.
- Tammy: Got a sandwich for me?
- Xion: *smiles as she hands Tammy a Subway sandwich* Your favorite.
Second stop
- Timon: Okay, guys. Which way?
- Xion: Hm...
- Timon: You there! All safe and out of danger!! What do you think?! Which way? Cave or around the mountain?
- Nails: Maybe the cave!
- Tammy: Yeah! The cave!
- Xion: Anyone else?
- Snowflake: *smiles* I'm okay with either way.
- DJ: Me too.
- (The jeep goes into the cave)
- Discord: The eerie darkness is creeping me out.... *rubs something between his hands* Good thing I have my good luck charm with me to make the bad juju go away!
- DJ: Discord! It's me you're hugging!
- Discord: ...! Oops. Sorry. *puts DJ down*
- (DJ's fur sticks poofs up making him look round as a ball)
- DJ: ...Don't even think about laughing.
- Tammy: .....!!!!!! *covers her mouth and tries to hold in her laughter*
- Xion: *snickers quietly*
- Snowflake: ....!!! *snickers to herself*
- DJ: Not funny, guys.
- Snowflake: *giggles and smiles* No hard feelings, my sabertooth prince.
- DJ: *smiles a bit and blushes, shaking and his fur returns to normal*
- Pumbaa: Oh look! There's some fire flies!
- Timon: That's weird. They're in pairs.
- Tammy: And they're red....
- DJ: Guys... I don't think those are fire flies....
- Baby Lily: Uh oh...
- Xion: *turns on a flashlight, points it to the red dots and it turns out to be a bunch of bats hanging upside down that fly around the group upon being spooked by the light*
- All: AAAAAAAAAH!!!! Bats!!!!!
- Baby Lily: *screams as she covers herself*