Xion's Ohana Adventures of Pajama Sam: No Need To Hide When It's Dark Outside

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Xion's Ohana Adventures of Pajama Sam: No Need To Hide When It's Dark Outside is an upcoming Xion's Ohana Adventures movie created by Ren the God of Humor and tigerman531.

Plot

Xion and her team, along with Kion and the Lion Guard, meets a young boy named Pajama Sam who plans to face a being known as Darkness after he ends up in a world called the Land of Darkness.

Trivia

• Kion, Bunga, Fuli, Ono and Beshte will guest star in this.
• The storyline continues in Xion's Ohana Adventures of Pajama Sam 2: Thunder and Lightning Aren't So Frightening.

Scenes

Ambush!

• (Pajama Sam, Xion and her friends walk into the woods ahead. Unknown to them, there are several rope traps on the ground)
• Xion: ...Hm. Strange.
• Tammy: What is it?
• Xion: I know we just got here, but i got this feeling that we should've run into some sort of trouble by now.
• Bunga: Like what?
• (They step into the nooses and are suddenly pulled up hanging upside down)
• Pajama Sam: Whoooooooooooaaaa!!!! *accidentally drops his things*
• Xion: Hey!!
• Kion: You mean like a trap, Xion?
• Xion: Exactly.
• Spike: Let us go!!
• (A group of trees come to life)
• Trees: Customs!!! Customs inspection!!!!
• Baby Lily: *gasps*
• Snowflake: "Customs inspection"? What does that mean?
• DJ: I don't know, but i don't like this!
• Tree: *grins* Well well well!! What have we here?!
• (One of the trees picks up Sam's things)
• Tree: It looks like a flashlight and a signature-edition all metal Pajama Man lunch box!!!
• Batty: Excuse me, but those don't belong to you.
• Fuli: And let us down. I'm getting dizzy!!!
• Tree: *smirks* Did you declare these before entering the land of darkness, children?!
• DJ: Say what?
• Pajama Sam: "Declare"? Well... no I guess not... I- um....
• Xion: Look, we didn't mean to bother anyone. We're only passing through.
• Tree: I think we better confiscate these items!!! They could be dangerous!!!
• Sweetie Belle: What?! You can't do that!
• Pajama Sam: Hey!!! I need those!!!
• Tammy: Give those back NOW, you overgrown creepy piles of termite chow!!!!
• Xion: *growls at the trees*
• Tree: *smirks* AND you're traveling in disguise!!! *takes Sam's mask* Let's see what you really look like, hmmm?!?
• Pajama Sam: My Pajama Sam mask!!! *reaches for it*
• Baby Lily: Give that back, you meanies!!!
• Tree: *smirks* "Pajama Sam", eh?!
• Xion: I'm warning you! *summons her Keyblade* You're making a big mistake!
• Tree: What's this?!? Another dangerous item?! *attempts to take Xion's Keyblade* Hand that over, little girl!!
• Xion: Try to take it!!
• (The tree takes the Keyblade, but it magically returns to Xion's hand!)
• Tree: ...!!! That item is dangerous indeed!! It must be confiscated as well!!!
• Xion: *smirks* Sorry, but you won't be able to take it. It's magical and rather attached to me!
• Fuli: Now return Sam's things back and let us down from here!!! All the blood is starting to rush to my head!!!
• Baby Lily: *whimpers*
• Tree: *smirks* Well, unless you don't hand over that item, little girl, than YOU can get down yourselves!!!
• Xion: Never. You have no power or authority over me.
• Tree: Well alright than, Pajama Sam and friends!!! You can go!! *smirks* But I've got my eye on you!!! *Chuckles*
• Xion: *growls as her eyes glow draconically*
• (The faces on the trees fade away)
• Scootaloo: Hey! Come back and fight!
• Kion: *snarls* We're warning you!!!!
• Baby Lily: Those mean twrees...
• Pajama Sam: Now what do we do...?
• Snowflake: Yeah. How're we gonna get down?
• Xion: Hm. *manages to cut the branch holding her legs*
• Beshte: *smiles* Awesome!!! You're free, Xion!!
• Xion: *smiles* Hang on tight. I'll get you all out. Tammy, use your heat vision to get those branches off you. I'll catch you.
• Tammy: You don't need to catch me, Xion. Cats land on their feet, remember?
• Xion: *giggles* Just testing you, sis.
• Tammy: *uses her heat vision to break the rope, and she lands on her feet on the ground safely*
• (DJ and Snowflake bit the ropes off their legs and land on their feet safely on the ground next to Tammy)
• Ono: *smiles* What do you know? We don't need those trees to get you guys out after all.
• DJ: *chuckles*
• Tammy: Speaking of which... *unfurls her claws and prepares to claw the customs trees*
• Snowflake: I say we shred these guys apart and send them to a wood carver's shop!
• Xion: *assisting Bunga down* Forget it, you guys. Those trees are not worth it.
• Tammy: Xion. You can't tell me you're not mad at them! They caught us in a trap, took Sam's stuff away because of stupid customs, and tried to take your Keyblade!!
• Xion: Let's not resort to their level. Otherwise we'd be as bad as they are.
• Tammy: ....... *deep breathe* You're right. I'm sorry...
• Xion: It's okay, Tam.
• Kion: *bites at the rope holding him up and lands down safely on the ground*
• Xion: *cuts the ropes off of Beshte* Get ready, DJ.
• (DJ uses his telekinesis to help bring Beshte gently and safely to the ground)

Freeing the carrots

• Tammy: Here's the fridge!!!
• (Before Tammy can even open the door)
• Fridge: *sings and dances in place* I can't let you in for you might liberate the carrots that I'm holding for the huge green salad!!!
• Fuli: A singing fridge. Now I've seen it all.
• Snowflake: I think he's onto what we're trying to do...
• Xion: Hm...i wonder.
• Lea: *cracks his knuckles* Even if he's onto us, I'll open that fridge one way or another.
• Bunga: You go, Lea!
• Kion: Hold on!!! There's got to be another way without using force!
• Xion: Hm... *smiles* ...and i know just the way.
• Baby Lily: Awe we gonna ask nicwey?
• Xion: Not exactly. *whispers something to Pajama Sam*
• Pajama Sam: Sounds like a plan. *approaches the fridge with Carrot and starts singing* Please, won't you open the door since i have another victim?
• Ono: What is he--?
• Xion: *whispers to Ono* Shh! You'll see.
• Carrot: *sings* What?! I surrender?! Not ever!!
• (Pajama Sam smiles and raises an eyebrow at Carrot)
• Carrot: ...! *sings* Oh, wait! Now i see.
• Baby Lily: ....?
• Fridge: *singing* Yooooooooou have now captured that troublesome carrot leader guy!!! I'll open up my door so you can put that rogue inside my drawer!!!
• (Kion and DJ stare at each other awkwardly)
• Discord: Did this suddenly become a musical?
• Midna: Seriously... does EVERYTHING have to be a song in here...?
• (The Fridge opens, revealing the other carrots!)
• Carrot 1: *sings* Oh no!!! Our orange leader was caught!!!
• Carrot 2: *sings* Our fight for our freedom for naught!!!
• Carrot 3: *sings* We are diminished...
• Carrot 4: *sings* Completely finished...
• Carrots: *sing* Carroooooooooooots!!!!
• Carrot: *sings* Hey, guys. Don't you see they're with me and you're free to go?
• Carrots: *sing* Free?!
• Xion: *smiles and thinks to herself* I knew it would work.
• Carrot: Yes free!!
• Carrots: *sing* Free?!
• Carrot: Uh-huh!!!
• Carrots: *sing* Really free?!
• Midna: *face-palms herself*
• Carrots: Free! Free! Free! Free! Free!!!! WHOOPIE!!!!!! *the carrots get out the fridge and escape to freedom*
• (Before Carrot leaves...)
• Carrot: I almost forgot this, but you've earned it. You have taken the tide and turned it. *takes off the mask* You may take this mask and wear it. A gift of gratitude from this carrot. *gives it to Pajama Sam*
• Apple Bloom: *smiles* Now I see what you're plan was, Xion. You tricked the fridge into opening for us.
• Fuli: *smiles* You're full of surprises, Xion.
• Xion: *smiles* Thanks.

The Doors of Knowledge

• (Sam, Xion and the team pass through Wink and Blink and into a hallway that is entirely made of doors! Even the ceiling and floor!)
• Bunga: Unbungalievable!
• Bartok: What the-?! Where the heck are we?!
• DJ: You're asking the wrong cub.
• Beetles: This is the doors of knowledge?! Looks like something that belongs in Wonderland!
• Baby Lily: Thwere's so many of them!
• Apple Bloom: Which one do we even go through?!
• Xion: Let's check every one of them.
• Tammy: *opens a random door and a clown comes out with a mallet whacking her on the head with it* OOF! *rubs her head* Hey!
• DJ: You okay, Tammy?
• Tammy: Yeah.... Somehow it's not funny when a clown messes with you...
• Baby Lily: *opens a random door**
• (She sees a classic black and white TV screen of a large train quickly approaching her)
• Baby Lily: *screams in shock and quickly shuts the door*
• Ono: Hapana! Good save!
• Baby Lily: The one time I'm glad I missed the trwain. *checks her diaper and sighs in relief* Still clwean.
• Kion: Let's try this one. *opens another door and a scientist comes out upside down*
• Scientist: Sorry! No admittance. Important gravity experiments!
• Kion: Uh, sorry. *closes the door*
• Scamper: The doors of Knowledge? More like the doors of confusion! Some of these doors make no sense!
• Brain: Maybe this is a test! To see which is the correct door!
• Lea: *sees a door with the number 237 on it* ....... Yeah. I don't think so.
• DJ: Definitely not.
• Snowflake: *opens a door on the floor and a blue skinned woman comes out and kisses her all over* Ah! Hey! Stop! Please! I already have a mother!
• DJ: *pulls her away from the door*
• Snowflake: *wipes her face* That lady was killing me with kindess!
• DJ: Yikes.
• Scootaloo: Is there ANY door that makes sense?!
• Xion: Hm...
• DJ: Let me try this one. *opens a door on the floor and 4 people with cheese for heads come out and walk to another door*
• Cheese head 1: Pardon.
• Cheese head 2: Evening
• Cheese head 3: Pardon me.
• Cheese head 4: Sorry.
• DJ: Uh, no trouble at all.
• Mushu: What was that?! A parody of the ice cream Coneheads?!
• Xion: Well, it's definitely not that door.
• Pajama Sam: *touches the doorknob on another door and it falls right off*
• Baby Lily: Oops...
• Pajama Sam: Yikes! The doorknob came off! ........ I didn't do it! I barely touched it!
• Tammy: Looks like that room wasn't it either.
• Xion: ....... No. BUT we could use this doorknob for somewhere else.
• Lea: Let's hang on to it for now.
• Pajama Sam: *takes the doorknob*
• Baby Lily: *crawls over to another door and points to it* Maybe it's this one.
• Kion: It does stand out a lot differently.
• DJ: Let's give it a shot then.

Music Room

• (Sam, Xion and the team enter into a room that looks music themed)
• Beetles: Now this is my kind of room!
• Beethoven Bust: Visitors!!
• Spike: *gets startled* Who said that?!
• Baby Lily: *gasps*
• Lea: Relax. It's just a bust. *points up to the Beethoven Bust*
• Baby Lily: *sees it and sighs in relief*
• Snowflake: Who is that?
• Xion: Beethoven. A famous musician from many years ago.
• Pipe Organ: *happily* Well well well. We don't get many visitors around here. How do you all do?
• Midna: Not too bad. Considering what a night this has been.
• Tammy: *smiles* We're doing well actually. Better then when we first got here actually.
• Xion: *smiles and nods*
• Pajama Sam: Pretty well. Thanks.
• Sweetie Belle: What a nice pipe organ!
• Baby Lily: Ooh!
• DJ: *smiles* How about all of you?
• Pipe Organ: *smiles* We're fine. Thank you for asking.
• Baby Lily: *giggles*
• Bartok: Sure is a lot more friendly then Forte was.
• Batty: You can say that again.
• Scamper: For one thing, I doubt this one is bolted to the wall.
• Patch: He doesn't look like it.
• Apple Bloom: Are you alright?
• Beethoven Bust: I'm not. In fact, I'm down-right down beat.
• Baby Lily: Huh?

Potions

• (Pajama Sam, Xion and her friends and family enter the science lab)
• Tammy: Get a load of this place!
• Pajama Sam: Whoa! This is like a secret mad scientist lab or something!!
• Xion: *smiles* Cool!
• Baby Lily: *coos happily*
• DJ: *smiles* Wow.
• Lea: I'll admit. This is impressive. All that's missing is the monster that's trying to be brought to life.
• Scamper: Unfortunately, this takes me back.
• Brain: Ditto.
• Xion: *looks around* Daddy would love this.
• Kion: Hevi Kabisa!!
• Snowflake: *smiles*
• Bunga: Hey guys!! Look there!! *points to a table of potions*
• Xion: Lab potions!
• Beshte: You sure it's safe to use them?
• Xion: Guess we should make sure. Here's a book on how to make the potions.
• Fuli: What's the first one?
• Midna: *reads* "Weather control."
• Snowflake: No thanks. I know how to control weather already.
• Pajama Sam: Let me try it out though!!
• Xion: *smiles* Sure.
• Pajama Sam: *mixes the red, yellow and green potions*
• (The potion makes it rain on the team members)
• Fuli: *annoyed* Thanks a lot, Sam...
• (A lightning bolt strikes them, though none of them are hurt)
• Snowflake: Hang on, guys! *concentrates and makes the storm cloud disappear*
• Kion: Thanks, Snowflake.
• Baby Lily: What's next?
• DJ: *reads* "Disguise". Hm... *mixes the purple, red and green potions*
• (The potion makes a Captain America outfit appear on DJ)
• Lea: Heh. Cute.
• Xion: Okay. *flips the next page and reads* "Voice of Power".
• Tammy: This looks promising.
• (Xion mixes the yellow, green and purple potions together)
• (Kion suddenly inflates like a balloon and lets out a big burp!)
• Kion: ...!!! *covers his mouth in embarrassment* Excuse me...
• Batty: No, no. Definitely not that potion!
• Beetles: Isn't there anything in the book that's friendlier?
• Xion: *flips a page and reads* "Marshmallow"?
• Baby Lily: *smiles widely and coos happily*
• Xion: *mixes the purple, red and yellow potions together*
• (Marshmallow's appear)
• Baby Lily: *smiles and eats one*
• Beetles: Now THIS is much friendlier!
• DJ: *eats one* And tastier.