Wally (voiced by Gordon Hunt in the TV series) is a recurring character in Dilbert. He is very lazy, a complete sociopath, and prides himself on his complete lack of loyalty to the company he works for. He serves as one of Dilbert's close friends and is a member of The Rogues.
- Wally, through generations of genetic selection on his family, is complete biologically untraceable, with no DNA, heartbeats or fingerprints.
- Wally is literally dependent on coffee. His brain mutated itself to accommodate a reservoir of coffee.