The Flim Fram Brothers is a song from My Little Pony: Friendship of Magic.
Lyrics[]
- [Flim]
- Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town
- Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found
- Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair
- [Flam]
- That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share
- Ponies: [excited chattering]
- [Flim and Flam]
- Well you've got opportunity
- In this very community
- [Flam]
- He's Flim
- [Flim]
- He's Flam
- [Flim and Flam]
- We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
- Traveling salesponies nonpareil
- Pinkie Pie: Nonpa-what?
- [Flim]
- Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see
- No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be
- And that's a new world, with tons of cider
- Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking
- [Flam]
- More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinking
- Rainbow Dash: I doubt that.
- [Flim and Flam]
- So take this opportunity
- [Flim, Flam, and Crowd]
- In this very community
- [Flam]
- He's Flim
- [Flim]
- He's Flam
- [Flim and Flam]
- We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
- Traveling salesponies
- [Flim, Flam, and Crowd]
- Nonpareil
- [Flim]
- I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of transport
- [Flam]
- I say, our mode of locomotion
- [Flim]
- And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised cider?
- [Flam]
- Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same
- [Flim]
- But my brother and I have something most unique and superb
- Unseen at any time in this big new world
- [Flim and Flam]
- And that's opportunity
- [Flim]
- Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best
- [Flam]
- The unbelievable
- [Flim]
- Unimpeachable
- [Flam]
- Indispensable
- [Flim]
- I-can't-believe-able
- [Flim and Flam]
- Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
- Flam: What d'you say, sister?
- Rarity: [faints]
- [Crowd]
- Oh, we got opportunity
- In this very community
- Please, Flim, please, Flam, help us out of this jam
- With your Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
- Flim: Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spellbindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here?
- Applejack: Uh, sure, I guess.
- [Crowd]
- Opportunity, in our community
- [Flam]
- Ready, Flim?
- [Flim]
- Ready, Flam?
- [Flim and Flam]
- Let's bing bang zam!
- Flim: And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider!
- [Crowd]
- Cider, cider, cider, cider... [continues until Granny Smith interrupts]
- Flim: Watch closely, my friends!
- [Flam]
- The fun begins!
- Flim: Now, here's where the magic happens. Right here in this heaving, roiling, cider-press-boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A, top-notch, five-star, blow-your-horseshoes-off, one-of-a-kind cider!
- [Flam]
- Feel free to take a sneak peek!
- [Granny Smith]
- Now wait, you fellers, hold it!
- You went and over-sold it!
- I guarantee that what you have there won't compare
- For the very most important ingredient
- Can't be added or done expedient
- And it's quality, friends, Apple Acres' quality and care!
- [Flim]
- Well, Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I'm glad you brought that up
- You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider if you'll kindly try a cup
- [Flam]
- Yes, sir, yes, ma'am, this great machine lets just the very best
- So whaddaya say then, Apples?
- Care to step into the modern world
- And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?
- [Crowd]
- Cider, cider, cider, cider... [continues until Flim and Flam begin singing]
- Flim: What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples can't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! C'mon, Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about!
- [Flim and Flam]
- We're saying you've got
- [Flim, Flam, and Crowd]
- Opportunity
- In this very community
- He's Flim, he's Flam
- We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
- Traveling salesponies nonpareil!
- [Flim and Flam]
- Yeah!