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Pizza Warz is an upcoming Jeffrey, Jaden & Friends' Storm Adventures Chronicles episode to be made by Ren the God of Humor and Tigerman531.

Plot

Ever since Mr. Perkins cut off his son Vector from the family fortune due to failing as a villain, Vector has to make money somehow to survive. So he decides to with help from his losers of a team to go into the food business by starting their own pizza restaurant across Neos' Pizza. Will they really run the Justice Guardians out of business or will they fail like they always do?

Trivia

  • Anna, Elsa will guest in this.

Scenes

Grand Opening?

  • Vector: Ladies and gentlemen!!! I give you grand-opening of "Vector's Pizza Thingy!!!" *tries to cut the ribbon with scissors but it doesn't get cut*
  • Jeffrey: *watches from a window of the team's pizza place*
  • Tammy: Looks like we have competition...
  • DJ: Oh, boy.
  • Vector: *still tries to cut the ribbon* Stupid scissors...!!!
  • Midna: *face-palms herself*
  • Shira: We don't have anything to worry about, kids.
  • DJ: I know.
  • Vector: Oh nuts to this!!! *tosses the scissors and rips the ribbon with his hands*
  • Jeffrey: They are so gonna embarrass themselves.
  • Fish Guy: Just you losers wait!!! We're gonna put you guys outta busy in no time!!!
  • Baby Lily: *sniffs* ...!!!! *covers her nose* Ewwwwwwwww!!! Stinky fishy!!!
  • Midna: *snickers*
  • Fish Guy: I do not stink!!!
  • Baby Lily: Yes, you do!!!
  • Tammy: *holds her nose* You don't know you stink 'cause you don't have a nose!!!!
  • DJ: *covers his nose* Even a skunk would need a nose plug!
  • Snowflake: *holds her nose* When was the last time you got back in the water?!?
  • DJ: *whispers to Snowflake* I forgot to mention. Fish Guy can't swim.
  • Snowflake: ...!!!! Are you serious?!?!
  • DJ: Trust me on this one. I didn't get it the first time either.
  • Midna: So he's not only a lame mutant, he's a lame fish!!!
  • Snowflake: Oh, brother...
  • Fish Guy: *angrily* Cut that out!!!!
  • Xion: Hey. It's not our fault that you smell bad.
  • Lea: Try using deodorant, dude.
  • Fish Guy: I DO use deodorant!!!!!!
  • Meowth: Hmph. Sure, you do.
  • Putty Thing: Leave Fish Guy alone, dudes!!!!
  • Tammy: You mean "day-old-Fish Guy"!!!!
  • DJ: *snickers*
  • Snowflake: What's his power?! To attract flies with his "power" of stink?!?
  • Midna: *laughs*
  • Fish Guy: *flops around* I'm warning you!!!!!!
  • Baby Lily: *snickers*

First customer

  • (Vector is outside his restaurant impatiently waiting for a customer)
  • Rex: Anything yet?
  • Vector: No! 3 hours since we opened, and no one's shown up!! Everyone's going to those Justice fool's pizza joint instead!!
  • Abis Mal: It can't be that hard to attract customers.
  • Vector: Oh? Well let's see YOU try to get someone to buy our pizza!
  • Abis Mal: *sees Chowder approaching* All right. I will! Stand back!
  • Weevil: Oh, this oughta be good...
  • Abis Mal: *steps in front of Chowder and smirks* Hello there, young man. Glad to see someone has good taste.
  • Chowder: Hi!

Celebrity Visits

  • Vector: I don't get it!!! Why isn't anyone coming?!? Chick Hicks is a star!!!
  • Rex: Apparently, a racer who was hated by people isn't exactly their idea of a guest. Take a look out there.
  • (A HUGE crowd is seen at the Justice Guardians' Pizza Joint)
  • Abis Mal: What's going on?!
  • (Several Team Vector members look and see Anna and Elsa are inside greeting guests)
  • Elsa: *smiles* Please. My sister and I will be more than happy to sign your books if you all just kindly wait your turn.
  • Jeffrey: *smiles*
  • Hildy: Ugh! Look at them. Cheering for those...losers!!
  • Grim: I really don't see what the big deal is.
  • Weevil: Don't you get it? They're bringing guests that people love. We bring in guests they HATE!
  • Snaptrap: THAT'S IT!!! I'm gonna do something about this!!! *marches over to the Justice Guardians' Pizza Joint*
  • Rex: He's a goner.
  • Anna: *smiles as she signs a little girl's book*
  • Little girl: Thank you!
  • Anna: *smiles* You are very welcome. *poses for the camera*
  • (A cameraman takes a photo of Anna with the little girl)
  • Little girl: *smiles* Thank you again, your highness. *bows politely*
  • Xion: *smiles*
  • (Snaptrap bursts in and holds out a laser gun)
  • Snaptrap: ALRIGHT!!!! I want those two out of here now!!!!!
  • Scamper: *to himself* Oh, brother.
  • Elsa: ...!!! *smiles* You're in for a treat everyone!! I'm going to perform some magic for you!!
  • (Several kids cheered)
  • Elsa: *smiles and starts singing* Don't let them in. Don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal, don't feel! Don't let them knoooooooooooooooow!!! Well now they knooooooooooooooow!!!
  • Snaptrap: What the--?
  • Elsa: *uses her powers as she sings* Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it back anymore!
  • (Her powers cause Snaptrap to freeze in place)
  • Snaptrap: *shivering* Not...cool...
  • Elsa: *sings* Let it go! Let it go! Turn away and slam the door!!! *uses her powers to blow Snaptrap out the restaurant*
  • (Kids and several people cheer)
  • Elsa: *smiles and gracefully bows*
  • Jeffrey: *smiles* That was amazing.
  • Alexis: Thanks for getting rid of that pest, Elsa.
  • Elsa: *smiles* Not a problem.

Snaptrap's second attempt

  • Snaptrap: *bursts in again* I'll get you this time!!!!
  • Meowth: What the--?
  • Snaptrap: *holds out a laser* Now shut this place down and go out of business or else!!!!!
  • Jeffrey: *raises an eyebrow*
  • Discord: I've got this. *as an Italian chef* Here! Have a pizza! It's on the housea! *shoves a pizza in Snaptrap's mouth*
  • Snaptrap: *swallows it* Mmmmmmmmm! Hey! What were the toppings?!
  • Discord: Oh, mushrooms, pepperioni..... and CHEESE!!!!
  • Snaptrap: WHAT?!?!?! *screams as he inflates from his allergies*
  • Rainbow Dash: *snickers, then laughs*
  • Tammy: *laughs* Look!!! It's Jabba the Rat!!!!
  • DJ: *laughs*
  • Snowflake: Strange how he's a rat, yet also allergic to cheese.
  • Midna: *laughs* This is priceless!
  • Snaptrap: I'll get you for that!!! *tries to reach Discord, but is so huge that his short arms can't reach*
  • Discord: *smirks*
  • Snaptrap: ....... Mind stepping a bit closer?
  • Xion: *snickers*
  • Jaden: Get him outta here.
  • (Discord rolls Snaptrap out of the door)
  • Snaptrap: *Screams as he rolls away*
  • Discord: *laughs*
  • Alexis: What a nuisance.
  • Aqua: No kidding.

Arcades

  • Abis Mal: Is it almost ready yet?!
  • Vector: *working behind an arcade game* Hang on... *finishes plugging it in* There! All set up!
  • Rex: Finally!
  • Vector: Our game of "Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing" is sure to bring in customer's now!
  • Weevil: You'd better hope you're right. Have you even seen the arcade games those Justice Guardian losers have?
  • Vector: No. But who cares. They can't be that great compared to the one we have.
  • Weevil: Maybe. But they have Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, Frogger...
  • Gizmo: *looks through binocular's* ...!!! What the-?!? They're bringing in MORE customers now!!!
  • Rex: What?
  • Jesse: *smiles* Come on in, y'all!!! The big Super Smash Bros for Wii U tournament in our arcade is about to begin!!!!
  • (People cheered)
  • May: *smiles* Kids who eat here will get to participate in the tournament for free!!
  • (The kids cheered happily)
  • Dawn: *smiles* And that's not all!!! Anyone who participates gets a free Amiibo figure of their choice!!
  • Piplup: *happily* Piplup!
  • (This made the kids happier)
  • Lea: We even have figures for Cloud and Ryu!!!
  • Random Kid: But... those haven't been announced yet.
  • Midna: We like to plan ahead.
  • Princess Cadence: *smiles* Let's just say we got the first shipment before the release date.
  • Random Kid: Wow!
  • Shining Armor: Grand prize to the winner is the entire Amiibo figure set!!!
  • (The cheers became louder)
  • Princess Cadence: *smiles* Come on in, everyone.
  • (The people came into the team's pizza restaurant)
  • See-More: Hold on, folks!!! Wait!!! Why play Smash Bros when you can play "Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing"!!! Only at Vector's Pizza!!!
  • (The people ignored See-More and went inside)
  • Midna: A little advice for someone like you. "Big Rigs" stinks...badly!
  • See-More: It was the only one we could afford...
  • Midna: Typical.
  • See-More: Guess it's time I make my move!!! *uses his eye to trap Midna inside one of his blue eye containers*
  • Midna: *crosses her arms* Seriously?
  • Aqua: Let her go!!!
  • See-More: AH!!! You!!! *smirks* Time to bring out the x-ray vision!!! *laughs and switches his eye to x-ray vision*
  • Aqua: *blushes bright red and gasps as she covers herself*
  • Jeffrey: ...!! *snarls as he chases See-More*
  • See-More: *laughs* Your wife is quite a hottie!!!
  • Jeffrey: You dirty little pervert! *attacks See-More*
  • Random man: Get him, your highness!!
  • (A random mother covers her kids eyes)
  • Jeffrey: *picks See-More up by the shirt* And don't ever do that again! Got it?!
  • See-More: *dizzy* And if I do...?
  • Jeffrey: I'll do far worse!
  • See-More: *stammers in fear* Y-y-y-yes sir!!!
  • Jeffrey: Good. Now scram!
  • See-More: *runs away fast*
  • Jeffrey: Hmph.
  • Midna: *breaks out of the blue eye container* That takes care of him.
  • (Everyone claps for Jeffrey)
  • Jeffrey: *smiles*
  • Aqua: *smiles* Thank you for getting rid of him, dear.
  • Jeffrey: *smiles* Anytime, honey. You okay?
  • Aqua: Still a little uncomfortable about what the little creep did, but okay.
  • Jeffrey: It's all right.
  • Jaden: No one else has x-ray vision, so you'll be okay, big sis.
  • Aqua: *smiles* I know.

Sabotage

  • Weevil: *sneaks into the kitchen of the Justice Guardians' pizza place* Time for a little sabotage.
  • Nails: *cutting some pepperoni*
  • Weevil: *sneaks over to a sauce pot and smirks* Enjoy your success, you losers. *takes out a bag full of dirt* 'Cause your customers are gonna swarm outta here faster than a plague of locusts!
  • Nails: ...? *sniffs something*
  • Weevil: *is about to put the dirt in the pot full of sauce*
  • Nails: ...! Hold it right there!!
  • Weevil: ....!!!! *stands there still*
  • Nails: You got no permission to be back here, Mr. Underpants!!
  • Weevil: ....... It's "Underwood"!!!!! "Underwood"!!!!!!!
  • Nails: *sees the bag of dirt* Trying to sabotage us? Now you're in trouble!
  • Weevil: You won't stop me from still doing this!!! *about to dump the dirt in the sauce pot*
  • (Shira pounces on Weevil and snarls)
  • Weevil: ...!!!!! *chuckles nervously* Nice kitty...?
  • Shira: DON'T call me "kitty". I don't play nice.
  • Tammy: Give it to him, mommy!!!
  • DJ: Yeah!! Kick his butt!!
  • Shira: *unfurls her claws*
  • Weevil: *sweats in fear*
  • Shira: *whispers to Weevil* Run.
  • Weevil: *screams and runs for dear life*
  • Shira: Hm. Coward.
  • Tammy: Way to go, mommy!! *rubs her head against Shira's leg and purrs*
  • Shira: *smiles*