Jeffrey, Jaden & Friends' Storm Adventures of Small Soldiers

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Jeffrey, Jaden & Friends' Storm Adventures of Small Soldiers is a upcoming crossover to be made by tigerman531 and Ren the God of Humor.

Plot

Pinkie Pie, wanting to help bring joy to others, gets a notice that a toy store that needs help with its business. Deciding to help, the Justice Guardians meet the son of the store owner named Alan who discovers a living, talking toy named Archer, the leader of the Gorgonites. With the help of the other Gorgonites, the team must battle against an army of action figures called the Commando Elite and their leader, Chip Hazard.

Trivia

Weebo, Patrick Dragonheart and Axel Brodie will guest star in this.
END CREDITS SONG: "War" by Edwin Starr.

Scenes

Commandos and Gorgonites

(The Justice Guardians arrive into town)
Pinkie Pie: *smiles* We're here!
Scamper: Why are we here again?
Pinkie Pie: *smiles* Duh! A toy store here in town needs some help to keep their business going. And I wanna make sure that it continues to bring joy and happiness to every kid who goes there!

Jaden: *looks at the boxes* "Commandos" and "Gorgonites".
Jeffrey: Interesting toy set.
Xion: *checks the box of Nick Nitro* Look at that chin! He could use it as a can opener!
(The cubs and CMC giggled at this)
Aqua: These Commandos look a little...... sinister to me.
Applejack: A little creepy too.
Aqua: *holds a box of Slamfist* I'd prefer the Gorgonites over the Commandos. They look misunderstood.
Jeffrey: They do look very gentle.
Aqua: *smiles* Just like you, dear.
Jeffrey: *smiles*
DJ: I wonder what these toys do.
Tammy: Think we should buy them?
Joe: Let's see what they do first. *takes a Major Chip Hazard out of the box* "Ten-hut!"
Chip Hazard: *turns on* Major Chip Hazard, reporting for duty, sir!
Batty: Voice activated toys? What's next?
Alan: Not bad.
Jeffrey: Hm...*to himself* ...and yet, i wonder.
Joe: *reads the back of the box* Yeah, they move, they talk... they've got a built-in two-way radio. "Buy a second Commando and communicate with a friend."
Spike: That does sound cool.
Alan: *takes an Archer out of the box* "Hault! Who goes there?!"
Archer: *turns on* Greetings. I am Archer. Emissary of the Gorgonites.
DJ: Whoa...
Alan: *smiles* Awfully polite for a monster.
Aqua: *smiles* Polite is right. Yep. I like the Gorgonites more.
Fluttershy: They certainly are friendly.
Jaden: *smiles* What do you think of him now, big bro?
Jeffrey: *smiles* Amazing.
Joe: Hey. You'll never have to replace the battery. Now that's a good thing.

Jaden: *looks at the Commando Elite toy Jeffrey purchased* Why the heck did you buy that ugly thing? Xion's not gonna wanna play with something sinister looking.
Shira: My daughter Tammy is not into war toys.
Diego: And you know how DJ is about scary stuff.
Jeffrey: Just curious to see what makes it tick.
Xion: Good idea, daddy. Maybe put it out of its misery too.
Jeffrey: *chuckles* Yeah.
Tammy: Misery of what?
DJ: You got me.
Xion: *smirks* Misery of being too tragically ugly!!
(The three kids high-five each other)

Jeffrey Dissects

(Inside the ElementalMobile)
Aqua: In order to find out what these things did to the toy store, we better find out what operates these soldiers.
(Jeffrey, Aqua and Xion approach the door to the lab)
System: Password required.
Jeffrey: Skytsengel.
System: Password accepted.
(The three of them head into the lab)
Jeffrey: *examines the Commando figure* Hm...
Aqua: *brings Jeffrey his tools and smiles* Here you go, dear. You're all set.
Jeffrey: *smiles* Thanks, hon. Time to see what makes our toy solider here so special.
Xion: *smiles* Mind if I help, daddy? Please?
Jeffrey: *smiles* All right. But be careful with the tools.
Xion: *smiles* I promise, daddy. Mommy.
Aqua: *smiles*
Xion: Where should we start, daddy?
Jeffrey: Hm... first, we can take these off. *removes the arms*
Xion: All right.
Aqua: Here. *takes the legs off too*
Jeffrey: And this. *takes off the head*
Xion: ...... Wait. Maybe there's something in there.
Jeffrey: Huh?
Xion: Can I see the head, please?
Jeffrey: Sure. *gives Xion the head*
Xion: Let's see here.... *uses a knife to carefully cut the skin off the head*
(Xion manages to carefully get the skin off the head)
Aqua: *smiles* Bravo, sweetie. Bravo.
Xion: *smiles* Thanks, mommy.
Jeffrey: Time to find out what's inside.
(Jeffrey examines the head for a moment)
Aqua: Anything unusual, dear?
Jeffrey: *notices something* As a matter of fact...
(Jeffrey uses a laser pen to open the head)
Jeffrey: *sees a chip* Strange. This ain't like any computer chip I've ever seen.
Xion: *sees it* The X-1000?
Jeffrey: What's it doing in a toy?
Aqua: You know what it is?
Jeffrey: Yeah. A powerful microprocessor chip.
Xion: "Powerful"? What does it do?
Jeffrey: I've read that it was designed for smart munitions guidance. It's also designed...*realizes something*...to learn over time. But the X-1000 got scrapped because of problems with EMP shielding.
Aqua: EMP? Electromagnetic pulses?
Jeffrey: Yeah.
Xion: Wait a second, daddy. Are you saying that these toys have chips that give them A.I.?!
Jeffrey: *nods*
Aqua: And they put these things out in the market?!
Jeffrey: They will create so much chaos everywhere.

The Gorgonites Found

Aftermath

(The following morning, the Abernathy's, Fimple's, Larry, Irwin, Joe, and the Justice Guardians are picking up the destroyed Commando's and throwing them away in garbage bags. Firemen are putting out the flames in the Abernathy's house. Policemen are keeping bystanders away from the incident. An ambulance is there for any injuries sustained from the incident. Ms. Kegel is there awaiting the arrival of Gil Mars)
Xion: *picks up another fried up Commando* Here's another.
Aqua: *holds a garbage bag open for Xion, who tosses the fried Commando in*
Tammy: *brings over another fried Commando in her mouth*
DJ: *carries another fried Commando in his mouth and tosses it in the bag* Ugh. These things sure gave us some trouble yesterday...
Tammy: *drops in the same bag* I may never see a soldier toy the same way again....
Xion: You and me both. *picks up another burnt Commando and tosses it in the bag*
Jaden: *as he picks up a burnt up Commando* I still can't believe they didn't think to test these things before attempting to put them on the market....
Jeffrey: *holds a garbage bag open* Just imagine what kind of hell would've been unleashed if we hadn't stopped these things.
Patrick: *throws a burnt Commando in the bag* These things are insult to soldiers like me.
Aqua: *holding the garbage bag open for Xion and the cubs* At least it's over now.
Ms. Kegel: *speaks on her phone* Situation is stabilizing. Local law enforcement is under control. It's just a matter of compensating the parties involved.
Scamper: *throws a burnt Commando in a trash bag*
Spike: *throws a burnt Commando in a trash bag* These things are not even worthy of being misfit toys in Rudolph's movie.
Rarity: *as she drops a burnt Commando in a trash bag* No, they certainly don't.
Rainbow Dash: *as she picks up a burnt Commando* At least Buzz wasn't this delusional...
Meowth: *throws a burnt Commando in a trash bag* Could this day get any stranger...?
(A man whispers in Ms. Kegel's ear)
Ms. Kegel: *speaks into her phone* The area's secure. Bring him in.
(A helicopter arrives)
Jeffrey: Huh?
Christy: Wow! Who is that?!
Irwin: .......... Oh no. It's him!
Patch: Huh? Who's "him"?
(From out of the helicopter came Gil Mars who stomps on a Commando's head)
Bartok: Whoa. He looks important.
Tammy: Who is he?
(Gil Mars gestures Joe to come over to him)
Joe: *heads over to him*
Gil Mars: How you doing uh... Joe? Would you do me a big favor?
Joe: Anything, sir.
Gil Mars: Why don't you move your truck with the giant GloboTech logo on it before the damn news crews get here?
Twilight: ..... I get it. He's the CEO.
DJ: He sounds like Dad for some reason.
Tammy: Funny..... he does actually.
DJ: No clue why though.
Joe: I don't know, Mr. Mars, I may have trouble handling the gears. What with the critical head injury and emotional distress I've suffered lately.
(Ms. Kegel prints out a big check for Joe and gives it to him)
Joe: *sees it* Whoa!
Gil Mars: Thank you.
Joe: Yes sir! Right away! *heads to his truck*
Jeffrey's Meowth: Huh?
Apple Bloom: Wait a sec. What's he doing...?
Phil: *approaches Gil Mars* Excuse me. You're not off the hook yet. There's the matter of the massive damage to my home, my garage, my audio-visual system-
Ms. Kegel: *prints up a check for Phil*
Phil: *sees it and smiles* This is good. Thanks.
Gil Mars: Bye bye. *continues to walk to the house*
Jesse: He's paying everyone to stay quiet about this mess.
Irene: *walks up to Gil Mars* Uh, excuse me, Mr. Whoever-the-Hell-You-Are. What about our house?
(The fireman inside drops something that causes a shatter sound)
Stuart: Yeah, what about the pain and the anguish and the-
Irene: Humiliation.
Stuart: The humiliation. I don't think even you have enough money to pay for that.
Ms. Kegel: *prints a check for Stuart*
Stuart: *takes the check* Okay. Maybe you do.
Applejack: I don't like this one bit...
Gil Mars: *approaches the Justice Guardians* Are you guys witnesses to this?
Alexis: So what if we are?
Gil Mars: How about doing a favor and keeping quiet about all this?
Jaden: Give us one good reason why we shouldn't report this to the news?
Ms. Kegel: *prints a check and passes it to Jeffrey*
Jeffrey: *looks at the check, then at the team and sighs* ...Fine. But it's only because we don't want to cause a panic. However...this had better not happen again.
Aqua: I can't believe you just accepted a bribe, dear. We don't need the money.
Jeffrey: The last thing we need to create a world wide panic over sentient toys brought to life by a microprocessor chip. And I'll find some use for this money.
Princess Cadence: We know you will, Jeffrey. You're responsible.
Jeffrey: *nods*