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Jeffrey, Jaden & Friends' Storm Adventures of Batman: The Animated Series - Read My Lips is an upcoming crossover to be made by tigerman531 and Ren the God of Humor.

Plot

A new criminal mastermind is starting  a crime spree in Gotham City, and Batman is on the case to find out who it is.

Trivia

  • DJ gets to keep Scarface's destroyed first body at the end of the episode.

Scenes

Scarface

  • (Batman and the Justice Guardians follow Rhino to where his boss is at)
  • Jeffrey: *speaks to Jaden telepathically* Let's be careful. It could be a trap.
  • Jaden: *speaks back telepathically* Let's hope Rhino didn't see us after our little "talk" with him.
  • Jeffrey: *nods*
  • (They get on the roof and look through a window to spy on what's going on)
  • Rhino: I gotta see the boss!
  • Beetles: Looks like we're gonna find out who the leader is.
  • Ventriloquist: He's sleeping. He said he's not to be disturbed.
  • Rhino: Hey, man! It's important!! Batman and the Justice Guardians are on our case!!
  • Ventriloquist: I see. I'll see what i can do. *heads upstairs and knocks on the door* Sir? I'm terribly sorry.
  • (A voice is heard in the room)
  • Scarface: Hey!! I'm sleeping here!! I lay down, I close my eyes, what's that tell ya?!?
  • Ventriloquist: Yes, sir. But Rhino says it's important.
  • Scarface: Oh Rhino says it's important huh?!? Well it better be, or there's gonna be fireworks, get me?! Okay take me out there.
  • (Ventriloquist came back downstairs, and what Batman and the team saw surprised them)
  • Scarface: This better be good, you mugs!!
  • Alexis: ...!!!!! You're kidding me. Their boss.... is a puppet...?
  • Xion: It's impossible...
  • Tammy: That's siwly!
  • Jeffrey: I don't like this.
  • Scamper: So Gotham City's new threat is an overgrown toothpick.
  • Twilight: Ssssssssshhh!!! Everyone. Listen.
  • Scarface: Okay. Talk, Rhino! What's so important that i can't get a good night's sleep?
  • Rhino: *sweating* Uh, Batman and the Justice Guardians' got me figured, Scarface! I don't know how, but they came down on me like a cast-iron safe!!
  • Ratso: Batman and the Justice Guardians? *to the Ventriloquist* We're talking real trouble! What are we gonna--?
  • Scarface: HEY HEY!!! Who're you talking to, creep?!?! *looks at the Ventriloquist* He's just the hired help!!! *to Ratso* I'm the boss here!!! You talk to me!!!!!
  • Mugsy: Sorry, boss. He's new. He don't know the score.
  • Scarface: Yeah, well he better get with the program pretty quick!!! I don't stand for no lack of respect!!!
  • Nails: *watching this* That is one angry puppet...
  • Batty: I'll say. He's starting to creep me out.
  • Scarface: This Batman and Justice Guardian business can only mean one thing: we've got us a squealer.
  • Mugsy: No, boss. That can't be. None of us want to screw up a sweet deal like this!
  • Scarface: Glad to hear it, Mugsy. 'Cause if there is and I find him, it's drapes for that rat!!!!!!
  • Ventriloquist: Now, Mr. Scarface, remember your blood pressure.
  • Scarface: SHUT UP!!!!! I want your opinion, dummy, I'll pull your string!!!
  • Jeffrey: Okay then...
  • Aqua: Oh my... This Scarface feels like a real person. Even if he's made of wood.
  • Xion: It's like he's in control...
  • AppleJack: Impossible. He's just a hunk of wood.
  • Jeffrey: Maybe, but there's more to this.
  • (They hear the gangsters talk about Scarface)
  • Rhino: He's just tired. Iritable. He's really a genius, Scarface is.
  • Ratso: You mean the Ventriloquist is the genius.
  • Rhino: Naaaaaah. Like Scarface said, "he's just hired help." Scarface, he's the real brains.
  • Jeffrey: Hm...
  • Beetles: I say we go in there and arrest that ventriloquist.
  • Batty: What about Scarface? If he IS alive, we should arrest him too.
  • Princess Cadence: I doubt he's alive. I'm not sensing anything magical from him. He just seems to be a simple wooden puppet.
  • Jeffrey: Either way, we should have a word with the Ventriloquist.
  • Shining Armor: Keep your guard up.
  • Jeffrey: *nods* Right.
  • Rainbow Dash: Let's move!

Facing Scarface and men

  • (Batman and the Justice Guardians slowly start to wake up)
  • Jeffrey: Ugh...
  • Jaden: Ooooooooh.... my head.....
  • Aqua: *groans* ...Where...are we?
  • Scamper: *looks down* ....!!! I think "Where" is the least of our concerns...
  • Xion: *sees this and gasps*
  • (Batman and the Justice Guardian members are hung above a pit of wooden arms with VERY sharp nails on the fingers)
  • Nails: ...Mommy.
  • Spike: And I thought I had sharp claws...
  • Jeffrey: Oh, great.
  • Scarface: See the bat and the circus of freaks ain't so tough!! Comes up against Scarface, they're just another bunch of dummies!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah? Well, look who's talking!!!
  • Scarface: It was a trap, freaks!! Start to finish!! And you fell for it like a world class sucker!!
  • Manny: Yeah? Well, we've gotten out of worse traps than this.
  • Sweetie Belle: He was onto us this whole time?!
  • Xion: *gulps*
  • Scarface: The dummy here spilled the beans you've been in his room!!
  • Jeffrey: *growls*
  • Jaden: What?! He told?!?
  • Scootaloo: Why, you little--
  • Scarface: I had the room searched and lookie what I found! *the Ventriloquist holds out his bowtie with the tiny microphone Batman placed on it*
  • Tammy: *to herself* Uh-oh...
  • (Scarface kicks the bowtie to the ground, the Ventriloquist helps him down and he steps on the microphone until it breaks)
  • Jeffrey: You think you've won?
  • Batman: You're not as smart as you think you are, Scarface.
  • Alexis: You have no idea what kinda people we are in person.
  • Pinkie Pie: Yeah! You and your goons better watch it, because we're the craziest bunch of heroes you've ever seen!
  • Scarface: I'd watch my mouth if I were you, freaks! One bullet through those ropes and your history! Get my point? *chuckles evilly*
  • Nails: *gulps* Yeah. Literally...
  • May: We are not afraid of you, you oversized wooden footstool!
  • Tammy: *hisses*

A Souvenir

  • Ventriloquist: *cries as he holds Scarface's destroyed body*
  • DJ: Whoa...
  • Rainbow Dash: .....? What's he crying over?
  • Jeffrey: "Scarface" is gone. That's why.
  • Scamper: You'd think he'd be happier with his boss gone.
  • Xion: It's never that simple.
  • Nails: Alright, sport!!! *puts the cuffs on the Ventriloquist* It's to the Asylum for you!!!
  • DJ: *looks at the destroyed Scarface body*
  • Diego: What're you doing, son?
  • DJ: Scareface wooks harmwess now. Think i can have the body? Pwlease?
  • Shira: Only if Batman says so, son. *brings DJ to close her*
  • DJ: Okay.
  • Diego: Well, Batman?
  • Batman: ...Go ahead. *gives Scarface to DJ*
  • Shira: *smiles* I guess that's a yes.
  • DJ: *purrs*
  • Tammy: DJ? What do you want with this ugwy thing?
  • DJ: Use it as a scwatch post.
  • Xion: *smiles* I guess that's the only thing it's good for now. Besides firewood.
  • DJ: *smiles*
  • Shira: Be careful now, DJ. You don't wanna get splinters.
  • DJ: I will, mommy.
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