Craig the Genie

"There must be a Genie like me in every dimennsion known to man. I'm the guy who can get if for you; bubblegum, a bag of MLP collectibles, if that's your thing, a bottle of carbinated grape juice to celebrate your new years eve party, dag-gum near anything within reason. Yes sir, I'm a regular Sears and Wal-Mart." -Craig (That'sme, I said thtat) .

Hi there, folks. The name's Craig Lopez and I'm a semi-phenomenal, nearly cosmic powerful Genie, traveler of many dimensions & various time streams and the Main mascot of Craig & Friends Adventures Series. Such a glamorous career, isn't it?

Origin Story (the story of my cosmic career)

I was an average joe in the 21st century, living in a small town in when I walked into this Pawn shop, looking for something to cheer up my sister; Catherine and just happens to notice this really old grandfather clock wasn't the right time, so I went to fix-it until he was whisked away back in time unconsciousness (as if that wasn't a big give away), but when I woke up, I found myself outside the city of Agrabah (This was like a couple of years after Aladdin and Jasmine tied the knot).

As I was walking through the marketplace, I found a wagon full of strange and old items being collected by a hobo. So quickly I went through it and he found a Magic Lamp (like the one in Once Upon a Time) and of course O had rubbed the lamp and meet Ari; the almighty, cosmically powerful genie of the lamp.

I had decided to give Ari his third wish to him and use the remaining two wishes. My first wish was to impersonate every single voice my knew (be it celebrity, animal, ect) making me one of the best impressionist ever and as for my second wish was to be part Toon (mainly like roger rabbit, scooby doo & the looney tunes). But after I made my second wish, I had noticed that Ari had a crush on a girl named Monica down at the marketplace, he couldn't take his eyes off her. So I asked Ari if he'd ever talked to her, Ari quickly told me he hasn't done so because he was scared that the girl he loves wouldn't love him back because of his..........current job position (*whispers* Genie of the lamp).

But I had a brilliant idea and told him that we could trade places. (Like what Genie and Iago did once) After me and Ari traded places, I feel unconscious and Ari went to check on me to see if I was okay after the switch. To which I sprung up and started bouncing around the marketplace as Tigger doing the Whoop-de-Dooper Loop-de-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce (cause that's what Tiggers do the best ya know)

So before Ari went to meet the girl of his dreams, I handed him a small scroll which he should use in case of a serious emergency. We divided and went to do what they wanted to do. Ari eventually introduced himself to Monica and they hit it off very well. Meanwhile, I was the talk of the town as I was helping out the citizens and everyone was cheering cause he was doing better than when Iago did it. At which time Ari and Monica watched and Ari thought to himself how much better I was at being a Genie than he was.

Things were going well for a good while until suddenly (*dun dun dun dun*) an evil warlock came to Agrabah. Looking for the Genie of the lamp his been hearing about, he eventually captured Ari, Monica and me thinking that one of us was the current genie of the lamp untill I did an impression of Rodney Dangerfield that gave me away as the genie (, it looked as if he'd get his way until I whispered to Ari to tell Monica the truth and give me back the scroll, the warlock noticed it and asked Craig what that was to which he told the warlock that it was "Ari's last wish".

The warlock snatched the scroll from my hand but what he didn't know is that I tricked the warlock into reading the scroll which read "I wish for Craig to take Ari's place as the all powerful Genie of the Lamp and be send to another part of time."

At that moment, the wish was granted, what magic Ari had left was transferred to me, making me an all Powerful Genie, which pulled me into my newly reshaped magic lamp (which now looked like Genie's Lamp but with the color scheme as Jafar's lamp). But before fully being sucked into the lamp, I had snatched the warlock's assistant, Kreeper as well as the warlock's book of spells and his magic hat which had then rendered him powerless.

Ari called the guards to quickly apprehend the warlock and place him under arrest, Ari figured that Monica wouldn't speak to him again after he lied about who he was but Monica told him that she didn't care if he had magic, she loved him for being caring and compassionate, Ari and Monica lived happily ever after.

As for me on the other hand, me and Kreeper finally landed in Medieval England where we'd spent several hundred thousand years in the lamp, deep underground until one day Kreeper had enough of me and my new found craziness and manages to dig him amd my genie lamp out of the ground, where we were sent through the time portal. I'd started to bark at Kreeper to release him, but Kreeper rebels against me and throws the lamp into a nearby well. Later that night, a young

I had continued jumping from one century to another, granting wishes left and right, going on adventures like sailing the Titanic (1997 movie) and helping to construct Frankenstein until I wound up in the town of San Ángel to what would be the beginning of one of his greatest adventures of my life.

Craig's Pokemon

Cyndaquill (male)
Poliwhirl
Crobat
Aipom
Cacnea (male)
Sandslash

Other Pokemon

Gliscor
Ariados
Flygon
Metang
Dusclops
Heracross
Donphan
Beedrill
Venonat
Arbok
Rhydon
Dotrio
Carnivine
Spoink
Gabite
Chimecho

Ultimatrix Alien Forms

Heatblast
Diamondhead
Fourarms
Stinkfly
Greymatter
Wildmutt
Upgrade
XLR-8
Ghostfreak
Ripjaws
Cannonbolt
Wildvine
Waybig
Eyeguy
Upchuck
Ditto
Blitzwolfer
Snare-Oh
Frankenstrike
Humungosaur
Swampfire
Bigchill
Spidermonkey
Goop
Jetray
Brainstorm
Chromastone
Echo-Echo
Loadstar
Rath
Nanomech
Water Hazard
Terraspin
AmpFibian
Armidrllo
NRG
Fasttrack
ChamAlien
Shocksquatch
Eatle
Clockwork
Jury Rigg
Feedback
Bloxx
Gravattack
Crashhopper
Arctiquana
Ball Weevil
Walkatrout
Pesky Dust
Mole-Statch
The Worst
Kickin Hawk
Toepick
Astrodactyl
Bullfrag
Buzzshock
Atomix
Gutrot
Whampire

Likes

Comedy ("it's a passion of mine")
My Music (it's practically a addiction, but in a good way")
Food (I'm a heavy weight champion......not literally heavy weight of course")
His Friends and Family (thier my strength")
Manolo & Maria ("like my Co-partners")
Impersonating people ("it certainly has it's charms")
The Looney Tunes (my inspirations")
Making people laugh ("basically my prescription for chasing the blues away")
Kids (their my kinda crowd")
My sister Catherine ("always gonna be my BFF")
Loves Sabine Wren ("........need I say more? heart shaped eyes appear")
Collecting Treasures and Knick Knacks ("what started out as a hobby turns into a tradition")
Animals ("all creatures big and small")
Traveling ("I got a good traveling agent.....he be me.")
Being easily distracted ("and it has been three weeks since I was....oh wait, wrong place for that")
Sidekick Characters ("we're known as the sidekick kat club")
Sharing wisdom (To paraphrase Farmers Insurance group "I know a thing or two cause I've seen a thing or two.")

Dislikes

Being Tranquilized (always makes me sleepy and just when all th good just happens at 2 am")
Itty Bitty Living Space ("very traumatizing")
Being Misstreated and neglected ("it hurts")
Having to yell at those he cares about in anger ("makes me feel like a hulk")
Sourcrout ("such vile, vile stuff")
Feuding with Wizards and Gods ("their show offs")
Feeling unloved ("makes me feel small")
Civil Wars ("for personal reasons")
Being Bottled Up ("leaves me with horrible cramps")
The CIA in general. ("They're very untrustworthy")
Being called a Djinn (pretty much how Pumbaa hates being called a pig)
That "Darn Ya Smile" song (to me, it's practically as annoying as "It's a Small World After All" to someone else)
Lawyers, Politicians & News Reporters (Most of them aren't all bad but the majority of them are a bunch of pricks)
Being shoved/pushed back into my lamp harshly (that'll lead to unfortunate consequences to anyone who does that)

Trivia

I will form the MPC at the end of Craig reads The Book of Life along with my main peps, Manolo and Maria.
At the end of Craig & Friends meets Aladdin, Manolo will use his third wish to have me become a Semi- phenomenal, nearly cosmically powerful Genie much like brother from another mother; The Genie.
Ya see, I'm basically the Scooby-Doo (mascot) of the MPC.
Inspiration for me comes from Aladdin's Genie, Radio, the Looney Tunes, Scooby-Doo, Tigger, Cat in the Hat, see and a little bit of Uncle Grandpa. Which makes me a comedy hotdog.
To tell ya the truth, I was afraid of being wished free because I feared that if I was, I'll be mortal again since I was turned into a genie like Jafar.
I do unfortunately have a few weaknesses like being bottled, my fear of rodent zombies, and hearing a beautiful female singing voice for the first time (which only works once per singer).
Ya'know I've been been hit in the so many times that there's a spot on the back of my head so sensitive that if someone hits it,I'll seem to hallucinate and I'll quote/re-enact various TV shows, movies, comedy specials, YT clips ect (much like Batty Koda).
- In additon of the impressions formed from the head wound, if someone makes up a memory, a promise ect, I'll think that he was told or done that and go alone with it despite it never happened.
Ta tell ya'll the truth, I'm not real blue skinned. I just choose to do so because A. I feel it has a cosmic effect with folk and B. It's an honor to model after Aladdin's Genie for being an incredible character.

Craig the Genie

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