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This is the script for Connor Lacey's Adventures of DC Superhero Girls - My So-Called Anti-Life.

[Theme song]

Harley Quinn: Hey, wanna see the prank I played on Mera? (Giggles) Spoiler alert her swimming pool is filled with—

Supergirl: Sorry, Harley. We’re on our way to Dr. Seid's math club.

Connor Lacey: And we’re gonna help them.

Harley Quinn: You could’ve just said no instead of giving me some lame excuse.

Bumblebee: No, really. Dr. Seid picked his top students to compete in the tri mathalon.

Raven: Formula for volume of a cone.

Barbra Gordon/Batgirl: Ooh! P equals 1 over... Um...

Harley Quinn: A cone is two scoops. (Sighs) Guess I’m eating lunch alone.

Supergirl: Why don’t you compete?

Harley Quinn: Cause math is less fun than the time I stepped in Poison Ivy’s poison ivy.

Bumblebee: Math can be fun. Especially when the first prize is the pie trophy.

Connor Lacey: Double B’s right.

Harley Quinn: Pie trophy. Okay, I'm gonna crush this math thing. But don't tell anyone I'm such a square.

Bumblebee: Um, that's a triangle.

Rex (Dinocore): Let's get going.

Dr. Seid: So the first leg of the tri mathalon will be this multiple choice exam. Take a good long look before you start.

Connor Lacey: Looking now.

Elsa the Snow Queen: Something's wrong here.

Harley Quinn: Uh, I thought math was numbers. X and Y aren't numbers. And I don't even know what that thing is.

Katana: It's called a sign.

Harley Quinn: Yeah, a sign I shouldn't do math.

Zane: This is strange.

Harley Quinn: Psst. Katana. Katana. Hmm. You must really want that pie.

Dr. Seid: Pencils down, time's up. And when I "time's up" for all of you, I mean it.

Sammy: Okay.

Dr. Seid: Harley, you've solved it. You have the highest test score. Ha, I never thought to carry the one.

All: Carry the one. Carry the one.

Dr. Seid: Finally. The Anti-Life Equation! (Laughing maniacally)

Barbra Gordon/Batgirl: What's going on?

Supergirl: Where's the test?

Katana: Where am I?

Wonder Woman: There's something really weird happening.

Harley Quinn: I never knew math was this... Ah! Bad for your skin.

All: (Gasps)

Bumblebee: Ew.

Supergirl: What happened to Dr. Seid?

Darkseid: He served his purpose. I came to Metropolis to use the best brains in the galaxy to figure out this equation. Now the world as you know it is all mine!

Pascal: And we came to help him.

Connor Lacey: It's them! Pascal and Darkno.

Darkno: Yes, we're here. Ad this time, you won't be able to stop us.

Harley Quinn: Uh, Dr. Seid?

Darkseid: That's not my name!

Harley Quinn: Okay, Creepy McStoneface. If this is the tri mathalon, count me out for the next two parts!

Supergirl: I think there was only one part.

Harley Quinn: For a math teacher, he's sure awful at math.

[Boom]

Harley Quinn: Uh-oh.

Barbra Gordon/Batgirl: Now what?

Volt: I believe we're about to find out.

Darkseid: At long last. The greatest weapon in the universe is mine! (Laughs evilly)

Wonder Woman: (Clears throat) Sorry to interrupt your cackling, but who are you exactly?

Darkseid: I am called Darkseid! For years, I sent Granny Goodness and my Furies of Apokolips to destroy this pitiful planet. And for years, they failed.

Speed Queen: It's no use, Lord Darkseid. The heroes of Earth are too powerful

Mad Harriet: And they're smart too. Like, super smart.

Darkseid: Hmm. Indeed.

Toph: Hey! You must be that same Darkseid that Principal Amanda Waller was talking about.

Darkseid: Yes. I have search the known universe for this... This Anti Life Equation. A formula so powerful, it can erase all of existence and remake it in my image. All I need is the Amethyst crystal to transmit the equation. And your world will be--

Harley Quinn: Oh, Dr. Seid. Darkseid. I just got it! Sorry, go on.

Darkseid: Mine! The world will be--

Harley Quinn: Where did you get your degree in? Stone carving?

Darkseid: Stop interrupting!

Connor Lacey: We gotta stop him.

All: Right!

Connor Lacey: (Activates the Ultimatrix and transforms)

Absorbinator: Absorbinator!

Team Turbo: Go, Team Turbo!

Rayne Martinez: Go, Turbo: Thunder Storm!

Alejandro "Alex" Villar: Go, Turbo: Eagle!

C.Y.T.R.O.: Go, Turbo: Drill!

Maxwell "Max" McGrath and Steel: Go, Turbo!

Maxwell "Max" McGrath: Sniper!

Steel: Prime!

Jason Lee Scott: It's Morphin Time!

Tommy Oliver: Tigerzord!

Tomax Oliver: Dragonzord!

Kimberly Ann Hart: Pterodactyl!

Billy Cranston: Triceratops

Trini Kwan and Aisha Campbell: Saber-Tooth Tiger!

Jason Lee Scott: Tyranosaurus!

Adam Park: Zeo Ranger 3 Green!

Rocky DeSantos: Zeo Ranger 4 Blue!

Katherine Hillard: Shift into Turbo!

Space Rangers: Let's Rocket!

Lightspeed Ranger: Lightspeed Rescue!

Galaxy Rangers: Go, Galactic!

Time Force Rangers: Time for Time Force

Eric Myers: Quantum Power!

Wild Force Rangers: Wild Access!

Wind Rangers: Ninja Storm!

Thunder Rangers: Thunder Storm!

Cameron Watanabe: Samurai Storm!

Ninja Storm Rangers: Ranger form! Hah!

Dino Thunder Rangers: Dino Thunder, power up! Hah!

Trent Fernandez-Mercer: White Ranger, Dino power!

S.P.D. Rangers: S.P.D. Emergency!

Mystic Force Rangers: Magical source, Mystic Force!

The Overdrive Rangers: Overdrive! Accelerate!

The Jungle Fury Rangers: Jungle Beast! Spirit Unleashed!

The RPM Rangers: RPM! Get In Gear!

The Samurai Rangers:  Samuraizer! Go Go Samurai!

Antonio Garcia: Samurai Morpher! Gold Power!

The Megaforce Rangers: Go Go Megaforce!

Orion: Super Mega Mode!

Heckyl: Dino Charger!

The Dino Charge Rangers: Ready! Energize! Unleash the Power!

Brody Romero: Power Star!

The Ninja Steel Rangers: Lock In! Ready! Ninja Spin!

The Beast Morphers Rangers: Activate Beast Power!

Volt: Mini Force, transform!

The Mini Force Rangers: Transform!

Rex (DinoCore) and Arken: Level 5 Union! Tuning, Start Up! Ultra Dino Fusion!

Rex (DinoCore): D-Buster!

Arken: Ultra D-Kaizer!

Starfire: Oh the dear.

Raven: Azarath Metrion Zinthos!

Beast Boy: (hisses and groans) Yeah, I got nothing.

Harley Quinn: You’re being very in-doctor like, ya overgrown laxer pointer!

Sammy: He’s heading to the roof!

Wonder Woman: Then, we have to stop him!

Pascal (Miniforce): It’s working!

Darkseid: The equation has taking hold.

[The dark purple lightning strikes at Wonder Woman]

Wonder Woman: Agh!

Barbra Gordon/Batgirl: Wonder Woman?

Absorbinator: Diana?

All: (Gasps)

Darkseid: (Laughing evilly) Where you expecting someone else? I told you, the Anti-Life Equation remakes the world in my image. Soon, every creature on this planet will be Darkseid!

Absorbinator: Remember that, Raven?

Raven: That light. I remember. It was in the future. A world with nothing but Darkseid, Darkseid, Darkseid! I can’t stop the equation from making that future. It’s going to happen.

Supergirl: We still have to try.

[But the equation changed Supergirl and Starfire into Darkseid]

Absorbinator: Supergirl! Starfire!

Darkseid: As much as I enjoy transforming you one by one, I do so hate wasting time.

Pascal: Time for everyone in Super Hero High to get a makeover.

Cole Evans: Run!

Absorbinator: Ivy! Sapphire! Barda! Miss Martian!

Vice-Principal Grodd: Guys, no running in the halls!

Eric Myers: Unless in emergencies!

Barbra Gordon/Batgirl: Everyone, quick! Turn on your anti hall monitor app.

Bumblebee: You mean, that phone doohickey that nearly imprison us?

Connor Lacey: Yes!

Barbra Gordon/Batgirl: Keyword: nearly. The bugs are fixed and it may be our only chance. I know it sounds crazy.

Raven: It is crazy.

Harley Quinn: I love crazy! Let’s do it!

Jason Lee Scott: And fast, because here it comes!

Barbra Gordon/Batgirl: (Gasps)

All: (Screams)

Harley Quinn: (Screaming out of control)

Barbra Gordon/Batgirl: Harley! Harley!

Connor Lacey: It’s okay. We’re safe!

Bumblebee: It’s no use. She’s hysterical.

Harley Quinn: I am? You’re so sweet.

Twilight Sparkle: I’m glad that’s over.

Applejack: And we’re not turned into Darkseid, like the others.

Connor Lacey: I’m worried about them.

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