This is the script for Connor Lacey's Adventures of DC Superhero Girls - My So-Called Anti-Life.
[Theme song]
Harley Quinn: Hey, wanna see the prank I played on Mera? (Giggles) Spoiler alert her swimming pool is filled with—
Supergirl: Sorry, Harley. We’re on our way to Dr. Seid's math club.
Connor Lacey: And we’re gonna help them.
Harley Quinn: You could’ve just said no instead of giving me some lame excuse.
Bumblebee: No, really. Dr. Seid picked his top students to compete in the tri mathalon.
Raven: Formula for volume of a cone.
Barbra Gordon/Batgirl: Ooh! P equals 1 over... Um...
Harley Quinn: A cone is two scoops. (Sighs) Guess I’m eating lunch alone.
Supergirl: Why don’t you compete?
Harley Quinn: Cause math is less fun than the time I stepped in Poison Ivy’s poison ivy.
Bumblebee: Math can be fun. Especially when the first prize is the pie trophy.
Connor Lacey: Double B’s right.
Harley Quinn: Pie trophy. Okay, I'm gonna crush this math thing. But don't tell anyone I'm such a square.
Bumblebee: Um, that's a triangle.
Rex (Dinocore): Let's get going.
Dr. Seid: So the first leg of the tri mathalon will be this multiple choice exam. Take a good long look before you start.
Connor Lacey: Looking now.
Elsa the Snow Queen: Something's wrong here.
Harley Quinn: Uh, I thought math was numbers. X and Y aren't numbers. And I don't even know what that thing is.
Katana: It's called a sign.
Harley Quinn: Yeah, a sign I shouldn't do math.
Zane: This is strange.
Harley Quinn: Psst. Katana. Katana. Hmm. You must really want that pie.
Dr. Seid: Pencils down, time's up. And when I "time's up" for all of you, I mean it.
Sammy: Okay.
Dr. Seid: Harley, you've solved it. You have the highest test score. Ha, I never thought to carry the one.
All: Carry the one. Carry the one.
Dr. Seid: Finally. The Anti-Life Equation! (Laughing maniacally)
Barbra Gordon/Batgirl: What's going on?
Supergirl: Where's the test?
Katana: Where am I?
Wonder Woman: There's something really weird happening.
Harley Quinn: I never knew math was this... Ah! Bad for your skin.
All: (Gasps)
Bumblebee: Ew.
Supergirl: What happened to Dr. Seid?
Darkseid: He served his purpose. I came to Metropolis to use the best brains in the galaxy to figure out this equation. Now the world as you know it is all mine!
Pascal: And we came to help him.
Connor Lacey: It's them! Pascal and Darkno.
Darkno: Yes, we're here. Ad this time, you won't be able to stop us.
Harley Quinn: Uh, Dr. Seid?
Darkseid: That's not my name!
Harley Quinn: Okay, Creepy McStoneface. If this is the tri mathalon, count me out for the next two parts!
Supergirl: I think there was only one part.
Harley Quinn: For a math teacher, he's sure awful at math.
[Boom]
Harley Quinn: Uh-oh.
Barbra Gordon/Batgirl: Now what?
Volt: I believe we're about to find out.
Darkseid: At long last. The greatest weapon in the universe is mine! (Laughs evilly)
Wonder Woman: (Clears throat) Sorry to interrupt your cackling, but who are you exactly?
Darkseid: I am called Darkseid! For years, I sent Granny Goodness and my Furies of Apokolips to destroy this pitiful planet. And for years, they failed.
Speed Queen: It's no use, Lord Darkseid. The heroes of Earth are too powerful
Mad Harriet: And they're smart too. Like, super smart.
Darkseid: Hmm. Indeed.
Toph: Hey! You must be that same Darkseid that Principal Amanda Waller was talking about.
Darkseid: Yes. I have search the known universe for this... This Anti Life Equation. A formula so powerful, it can erase all of existence and remake it in my image. All I need is the Amethyst crystal to transmit the equation. And your world will be--
Harley Quinn: Oh, Dr. Seid. Darkseid. I just got it! Sorry, go on.
Darkseid: Mine! The world will be--
Harley Quinn: Where did you get your degree in? Stone carving?
Darkseid: Stop interrupting!
Connor Lacey: We gotta stop him.
All: Right!
Connor Lacey: (Activates the Ultimatrix and transforms)
Absorbinator: Absorbinator!
Team Turbo: Go, Team Turbo!
Rayne Martinez: Go, Turbo: Thunder Storm!
Alejandro "Alex" Villar: Go, Turbo: Eagle!
C.Y.T.R.O.: Go, Turbo: Drill!
Maxwell "Max" McGrath and Steel: Go, Turbo!
Maxwell "Max" McGrath: Sniper!
Steel: Prime!
Jason Lee Scott: It's Morphin Time!
Tommy Oliver: Tigerzord!
Tomax Oliver: Dragonzord!
Kimberly Ann Hart: Pterodactyl!
Billy Cranston: Triceratops
Trini Kwan and Aisha Campbell: Saber-Tooth Tiger!
Jason Lee Scott: Tyranosaurus!
Adam Park: Zeo Ranger 3 Green!
Rocky DeSantos: Zeo Ranger 4 Blue!
Katherine Hillard: Shift into Turbo!
Space Rangers: Let's Rocket!
Lightspeed Ranger: Lightspeed Rescue!
Galaxy Rangers: Go, Galactic!
Time Force Rangers: Time for Time Force
Eric Myers: Quantum Power!
Wild Force Rangers: Wild Access!
Wind Rangers: Ninja Storm!
Thunder Rangers: Thunder Storm!
Cameron Watanabe: Samurai Storm!
Ninja Storm Rangers: Ranger form! Hah!
Dino Thunder Rangers: Dino Thunder, power up! Hah!
Trent Fernandez-Mercer: White Ranger, Dino power!
S.P.D. Rangers: S.P.D. Emergency!
Mystic Force Rangers: Magical source, Mystic Force!
The Overdrive Rangers: Overdrive! Accelerate!
The Jungle Fury Rangers: Jungle Beast! Spirit Unleashed!
The RPM Rangers: RPM! Get In Gear!
The Samurai Rangers: Samuraizer! Go Go Samurai!
Antonio Garcia: Samurai Morpher! Gold Power!
The Megaforce Rangers: Go Go Megaforce!
Orion: Super Mega Mode!
Heckyl: Dino Charger!
The Dino Charge Rangers: Ready! Energize! Unleash the Power!
Brody Romero: Power Star!
The Ninja Steel Rangers: Lock In! Ready! Ninja Spin!
The Beast Morphers Rangers: Activate Beast Power!
Volt: Mini Force, transform!
The Mini Force Rangers: Transform!
Rex (DinoCore) and Arken: Level 5 Union! Tuning, Start Up! Ultra Dino Fusion!
Rex (DinoCore): D-Buster!
Arken: Ultra D-Kaizer!
Starfire: Oh the dear.
Raven: Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
Beast Boy: (hisses and groans) Yeah, I got nothing.
Harley Quinn: You’re being very in-doctor like, ya overgrown laxer pointer!
Sammy: He’s heading to the roof!
Wonder Woman: Then, we have to stop him!
Pascal (Miniforce): It’s working!
Darkseid: The equation has taking hold.
[The dark purple lightning strikes at Wonder Woman]
Wonder Woman: Agh!
Barbra Gordon/Batgirl: Wonder Woman?
Absorbinator: Diana?
All: (Gasps)
Darkseid: (Laughing evilly) Where you expecting someone else? I told you, the Anti-Life Equation remakes the world in my image. Soon, every creature on this planet will be Darkseid!
Absorbinator: Remember that, Raven?
Raven: That light. I remember. It was in the future. A world with nothing but Darkseid, Darkseid, Darkseid! I can’t stop the equation from making that future. It’s going to happen.
Supergirl: We still have to try.
[But the equation changed Supergirl and Starfire into Darkseid]
Absorbinator: Supergirl! Starfire!
Darkseid: As much as I enjoy transforming you one by one, I do so hate wasting time.
Pascal: Time for everyone in Super Hero High to get a makeover.
Cole Evans: Run!
Absorbinator: Ivy! Sapphire! Barda! Miss Martian!
Vice-Principal Grodd: Guys, no running in the halls!
Eric Myers: Unless in emergencies!
Barbra Gordon/Batgirl: Everyone, quick! Turn on your anti hall monitor app.
Bumblebee: You mean, that phone doohickey that nearly imprison us?
Connor Lacey: Yes!
Barbra Gordon/Batgirl: Keyword: nearly. The bugs are fixed and it may be our only chance. I know it sounds crazy.
Raven: It is crazy.
Harley Quinn: I love crazy! Let’s do it!
Jason Lee Scott: And fast, because here it comes!
Barbra Gordon/Batgirl: (Gasps)
All: (Screams)
Harley Quinn: (Screaming out of control)
Barbra Gordon/Batgirl: Harley! Harley!
Connor Lacey: It’s okay. We’re safe!
Bumblebee: It’s no use. She’s hysterical.
Harley Quinn: I am? You’re so sweet.
Twilight Sparkle: I’m glad that’s over.
Applejack: And we’re not turned into Darkseid, like the others.
Connor Lacey: I’m worried about them.