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Prologue

Jaden: There are many Adventures my team and Jeffrey's wish we could've been on together.

Jeffrey: For example, "Space Jam".

Jaden: It would've been cool for us to work together in that basketball game Michael Jordan and the Looney Tunes characters were on together.

Jeffrey: I certainly agree. But now, imagine a story of what it would've been like if this actually happened.

Chapter 1: The Nerdlucks Arrive

Chapter 2: Toon Meeting

  • (Everyone arrives at Union Hall)
  • (Wile E. Coyote crashes through the roof)
  • Ash: I don't get why we had to come here at this hour.
  • Brock: Jaden and Jeffrey said it was important.
  • Daffy: *marches in* Stop the music! Top duck coming through! Jeez! It's getting so a guy can't even get himself wet around here!
  • Misty: I did not need to see that.
  • Daffy: So, what's the big emergency?!
  • Sora: And why are you covered in chains and locks?
  • Jaden: You're about to find out.
  • Bugs: Eh, these guys would like make an announcement. *gives the microphone to Pound* Here you go, shorty.
  • Pound: Alright! Alright! *clears his throat* You! All of you are now are prisoners!!!!
  • All: ...... *laughs*
  • Sylvester: *sarcastically* Ooh, we're in big trouble now!
  • Discord: *laughs* Oh no! Not that! Don't make us your prisoners! Anything but that!!! *laughs*
  • Rainbow Dash: *laughs*
  • Midna: THIS is an emergency?
  • Nawt: *takes the mike* We're taking you to our theme park in outer space.
  • Blanko: No fooling.
  • Nawt: Where you'll be our slaves and placed on display for the amusement of our paying customers!
  • Discord: *snickers*
  • Tammy: *giggles* These little squirts?!
  • DJ: *giggles too*
  • Daffy: Oh, fear clutches to my breast. *laughs*
  • Sylvia: *sarcastically* Oh no! Someone help us from the little munchkins!! *laughs*
  • Yosemite Sam: *shooting his guns in the air* We ain't a-going nowheres!! *aims his guns at Pound*
  • Pound: *zaps Yosemite with his laser gun*
  • (This makes everyone raise their hands in the air. Even Baby Lily and Baby Bruce raised their hands in panic while Flurry Heart did the same with her hooves)
  • Jaden: ...! *whispers* Uh oh. We've gotta think of something. Everyone's already giving up.
  • Bugs: Eh, not so fast, doc. You can't just turn us into slaves. That would be bad. You gotta give us a chance to defend ourselves.
  • Pound: Oh yeah?! Who says?!
  • Bugs: *writing something* Just a sec. *shows them a book* There! Read em and weep, boys.
  • Jeffrey: ...?
  • Nawt: *reads the book* "Give them a chance to defend themselves."
  • Bang: Eh, do we have to?
  • Nawt: It's in the rule book.
  • Bumpkis: It is?
  • Blanko: Okay. It is in the rule book.
  • Jaden: *sighs and whispers* Thank goodness. They fell for it.
  • Jeffrey: *whispers* Now for a plan to beat them.
  • Bugs: Uno momento. We have to confer.
  • Jaden: *to several Toons* Time for a little meeting guys.
  • Jeffrey: *leaves with Jaden and some Toons* Be right back.
  • Bugs: *as a general* Alright troops! It is for us to choose a battlefield that affords us-
  • Porky: Oh! I g-g-got it.
  • Discord: *as a general too* Yes, Private Porkster?
  • Porky: How 'bout we challenge them to a *stutters* spelling bee?
  • Rainbow Dash: Nah! How about a race?
  • Jesse: How 'bout we just settle this the old fashion way? With a Duel?
  • Rarity: No offense, Jesse, but I'm not sure these little ruffians know anything about Duel Monsters.
  • Ash: There's always a Pokemon battle.
  • Elmer: Say, we could have a bowling tournament. *laughs*
  • Jeffrey: *smiles* I vote for bowling!
  • Xion: *giggles* Oh, daddy.
  • Sylvester: Suffering succotash! What's wrong with all you?! I say we get a ladder, wait 'til the old ladies out of the room, than GRAB THAT LITTLE BIRD!!!!
  • Fluttershy: *gasps*
  • Aqua: Um.... What does that have to do with our alien problem?
  • Slyvester: *pants hard*
  • Bugs: Whoa, whoa! Take a deep breath, Sly.
  • Alexis: Guys. We need to come to a choice we can all agree on.
  • Aqua: She's right.
  • Bugs: Now let's analyze the competition.
  • (He pulls down a picture of the Nerdlucks)
  • Bugs: Now eh, what've we got here. We've got a small race of invading aliens.
  • Daffy: Small arms, short legs. *makes himself look like one of the Nerdlucks*
  • Elmer: Not vewy fast...
  • Sylvester: Tiny little guys...
  • Porky: C-c-can't jump high.
  • Applejack: They don't exactly look smart.
  • Xion: I bet they couldn't throw an object far.
  • DJ: Probably couldn't do one push-up.

Chapter 3: MONSTARS!!!

  • (Bugs tosses a basketball through a hoop.)

Chapter 4: Meeting Michael Jordan

  • (Michael Jordan lands down hard in ToonTown and it is revealed Yosemite Sam pulled him in with the rope)
  • (Michael gets up and sees Bugs, Jeffrey and Jaden)
  • Bugs: Oh, eh, look out for that first step, doc. It's a real loo-loo.
  • Jaden: Welcome to ToonTown, Michael!
  • Jeffrey: *smiles* Nice to finally meet you.
  • Michael: ...? Bugs Bunny? Jaden Yuki? Jeffrey Dragonheart?
  • Bugs: Eeeeeh, you were expecting maybe the Easter Bunny?
  • Jaden: And who'd you expect? Yugi Muto himself?
  • Jeffrey: And for the record, I don't exactly look like Goku. He turns Super Saiyan instead of a dragon.
  • Michael: ... You're cartoons. You're not real.
  • Bugs: Not real, eh?
  • Jaden: "Not real"?! *to Jeffrey* Did you hear that?! He thinks we're not real!
  • Jeffrey: Doesn't surprise me. *to Michael* But let me at least ask. If i weren't real, could i do this? *turns into his dragon form and licks him like crazy*
  • Michael: AAH!!!! *tries to push Dragon-Jeffrey's tongue away*
  • Dragon-Jeffrey: *laughs* Convinced yet?
  • Bugs: And if I weren't real, could I do this?! *kisses Michael on the lips*
  • Michael: UGH!!!! *wipes his mouth*
  • Jaden: *laughing* Shall I convince you next?!
  • Michael: NO! No! That won't be necessary. Thank you.
  • Elmer: Oh, look! Is that Michael?

Chapter 5: At Michael's House

  • (Bugs, Daffy, Jaden, Jeffrey, Beetles, Xion, Meowth, Pikachu, Discord, Midna travel by tunnel and arrive in front of Michael Jordan's house)
  • Daffy: The view back here stinks!
  • Xion: This is fun! I never traveled by tunnel before!
  • Jeffrey: *smiles*
  • (Bugs Bunny stops digging)
  • Daffy: *bumps into Bugs* Ow! What?
  • Bugs: We're right in front of Michael's house!
  • Daffy: I knew that.
  • Midna: About time. I can't stand the taste of dirt anymore!
  • Bugs: Shh! Okay. Let's go in this way. *points to a direction*
  • Daffy: I say let's go in THAT way. *points to the opposite direction*
  • Jaden: I don't know Daffy...
  • Jeffrey: Come on, bro. *follows Bugs*
  • Jaden: But Daffy-
  • Bugs: *to Jaden* Never mind him, doc. He just never learns.

(With Daffy)

  • Daffy: Now let me see.... I must be very very close....
  • (Daffy lights a lighter and he's inside Charles' dog house!)
  • Charles: *snarls*
  • Daffy: ...! Mother! *gets attacked by Charles*

(Back at Bugs and the others...)

  • Bugs: *hums as he appears from under a rug* Nice digs!
  • Beetles: Wow... So this is Michael's house. Amazing.
  • Discord: Not bad. Not bad at all.
  • (a knocking is heard at the door)
  • Bugs: ...! *sarcastically* Well, well. I wonder who that can be.
  • Midna: At this hour, I bet we all know who it is.
  • (Bugs opens the door to reveal...)
  • Daffy: *dizzy* Twinkle, twinkle little star... *faints*
  • Discord: *whispers* Be quiet, featherbrain! People are sleeping here!
  • Daffy: I knew that, Equestrian hot dog.
  • Jeffrey: *whispers* Knock it off! Now come on. Let's find Michael's basketball stuff.
  • Jaden: Hm... I wonder where he would keep it...
  • Bugs: *opens a door* Not in here.
  • Daffy: *opens a door* Nope. Ah, but a very nice dining set.
  • Jaden: *opens a door* Nothing in here.
  • Jeffrey: *opens a door* Nah.
  • Bugs: Let's look upstairs.
  • Xion: Shouldn't we finish searching down here first?
  • Jeffrey: Good point.
  • Midna: I'LL do that. You guys go on ahead, and I'll catch with you.
  • Jeffrey: Well, okay.
  • Jaden: Alright. The rest of you, come with us.
  • Daffy: *sarcastically* Yes, oh fearless leader.
  • (They head upstairs while Midna keeps looking down the hall)
  • Daffy: So he needs his special underwear.
  • Jeffrey: Let's see...
  • (Bugs opens the door to Jasmine Jordan's room)
  • Daffy: Oh!
  • Bugs: Shh!
  • Jaden: Must be Michael's daughter.
  • Jeffrey: Wow.
  • Daffy: You think she's got enough toys?
  • Jaden: I don't think there's such a thing as too much toys.
  • Discord: She certainly does have a big collection.
  • (During this, Jasmine wakes up and sees the shadows of the characters on a wall)
  • Bugs: Speaking of toys, you know those mugs, t-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on them?
  • Daffy: Yeah.
  • Bugs: *leaves the room* You ever see any money from all that stuff?
  • Daffy: Not a cent.
  • Jeffrey: Me either actually.
  • Jaden: It's a shame.
  • Xion: I don't get it either.
  • Daffy: We've gotta get new agents. We're getting screwed.
  • (Unknown to them, Jasmine starts following them.)
  • Bugs: We found the trophy room. Now spread out and search the place.
  • Daffy: *sarcastically* Yes Sahib. *does a mock bow*
  • Jeffrey: *looks around*
  • Daffy: *looks in the drawers of a dresser tossing things out* Oh brother. Here I am in the peek of my former playing second bananas to some sort of a hare-brain.
  • Bugs: Yap-yap-yap. *sees a North Carolina bag* Hm. This could be useful. Ah-ha. *takes it*
  • (Suddenly, Midna appears)
  • Jaden: Midna. Did you find anything downstairs?
  • Midna: Nah. Except this. *shows them a North Carolina basketball trophy with Michael's name on it*
  • Meowth: We don't need that. Put it back.
  • Midna: All right. *sends the trophy back*
  • Bugs: *sees a sneaker* Oh! One of his shoes! *puts it in the bag*
  • Jeffrey: That could work. *sees a North Carolina basketball* Hm. *takes it and looks at Jaden* Heads up. *tosses it to him*
  • Jaden: Whoa! *catches the ball* Nice pass.
  • Jeffrey: *smiles* Thanks.
  • Jaden: *puts the ball in the bag*
  • Bugs: Where is that other shoe?
  • Xion: I'm sure it's here somewhere.
  • Bugs: Where are you?
  • Pikachu: *looks up* Pika! *points to something*
  • Bugs: *sees the other shoe on a trophy stand* Eureka!
  • Jeffrey: Perfect!
  • Beetles: While you get it Bugs, we'll look for anything else.
  • Bugs: Okay, doc.
  • Jaden: Hm... *sees a North Carolina college towel* A North Carolina towel! Perfect! *takes it*
  • Discord: *picks up a North Carolina water bottle* This should be useful. *takes it*
  • Bugs: *brings a chair over to the fireplace to get the other shoe* Come to Papa.
  • (During this, Jasmine peeks in the room)
  • Xion: Daddy! I found something!
  • Jeffrey: Huh?
  • Xion: This. *holds out a North Carolina wristband*
  • Jasmine: *smiles widely upon seeing Xion*
  • Jeffrey: *smiles* Good job, Xion.
  • Xion: *smiles and puts the wristband in the bag* This is a lot easier than I thought.
  • Midna: ...Hm. Maybe too easy.
  • Discord: *sarcastically* The poster child for positive thinking.
  • Midna: I'm just saying that we should hurry up before someone sees us.
  • (Bugs gets the other shoe with Daffy's help)
  • Bugs: Catch, feather head. *drops the shoe in the bag Daffy's carrying*
  • Daffy: Thanks.
  • Beetles: Nice catch!
  • (Jasmine closes the door and goes to get her brothers)
  • Bugs: Well, time to go.
  • Daffy: Did we get everything?
  • Jaden: I think so.
  • Jeffrey: We got his shoes, shirt and little extra stuff for luck. All that's left is...
  • All: ...!! The shorts!!
  • Bugs: *looks at a door* In there?
  • Discord: Uh...after you, Daffy!
  • Daffy: *goes to the door* Okay, I'll check.
  • (Daffy opens the door, and behind it is Charles with the shorts in his mouth. Charles growls at Daffy, and Daffy quickly closes the door)
  • Beetles: Well...?
  • Daffy: *calmly, but fearfully* I found...the shorts.
  • (Charles breaks down the door which crushes Daffy)
  • Daffy: The...pain. *gets out from under the door and hides behind Bugs* I'm right behind you, fellas!
  • Bugs: Uh, that's none to reassuring!
  • Charles: *starts to approach the group*
  • Discord: *jumps into Jeffrey's arms* What in the world?!?
  • Jeffrey: Uh oh!!
  • Xion: *gasps and hides behind Jeffrey*
  • Daffy: Nice puppy! *takes out a bone* How's about a bone?!
  • Meowth: *gulps fearfully* It's not working!
  • Bugs: What about a nice holiday ham? *takes out a piece of ham*
  • (Charles gets closer)
  • Jaden: Um.... *takes out a stick* See the stick boy?! See it?! *throws it* Fetch boy!!
  • Beetles: He didn't get the stick!!
  • Jaden: *to Jeffrey* Your turn!!!
  • Jeffrey: *gulps* Uh...sit!!
  • Daffy: Seriously?! That's all you can think of?!
  • Jeffrey: Give me a break! I'm as scared as you are!!
  • Discord: What're you waiting for?!? Go dragon!!! Scare that dog!!!
  • Jeffrey: And wake up the whole neighborhood?! No way!!
  • Midna: I could teleport us out of here!
  • Xion: We can't leave without the shorts!!
  • Bugs: Can't we talk this over, Rover?
  • Daffy: Down, Beethoven!
  • Beetles: Go chase cat, Lassie!!
  • Bugs: *sees the kids at the door* Ooh! The kids are here.
  • (Michael's kids run in)
  • Jeff Jordan: *grabs the shorts* Give it to me, Charles! *struggles to get them away out of Charles' mouth*
  • Charles: *growls as he pulls on the shorts*
  • Jeff Jordan: *gets the shorts away from Charles and gives them to Bugs* Here you go Bugs.
  • Bugs: *chuckles* Thanks, kid.
  • Jeffrey: Whew. We owe you guys one.
  • Jaden: Yeah. You kids saved us from being Toons to Grade A dog chow.
  • Marcus: *to Charles* Shoo! Shoo!
  • Charles: *walks away whimpering*
  • Discord: Yeah, you better leave! Next time, I'll give you a taste of chaos!
  • Daffy: Bad dog. That is the last time I'm ever working with dogs or children!!
  • Xion: Daffy! They saved us!
  • Jasmine: *shyly* ...... Princess Xion...?
  • Xion: ...? *smiles* Hi.
  • Jasmine: I..... I..... I'm a big fan of yours.
  • Xion: *smiles* Aw. Glad to meet a fan of mine.
  • Jasmine: Before you go.... can you please sign this for me? *holds out a drawing she made of Xion*
  • Xion: *smiles, takes out a pen and signs it* "To a very sweet fan of mine. Best wishes. Love, Princess Xion Dragonheart."
  • Jasmine: *smiles widely* Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you, Princess Xion!!!
  • Xion: *smiles* You're welcome.

Chapter 6: "Look who's finally ready to play."

  • (Some Looney Tunes and Justice Guardians are watching an exercise video and following the exercising instructions)

Chapter 7: The Ultimate Game begins!

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