Glass of Water

Glass of Water is a song from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic sung by Discord.

Lyrics

 * [Discord]
 * A little glass of water please
 * A fresh pressed hanky if I sneeze
 * Some tea with honey from the bees
 * Whenever you can brew it
 * Princess Cadance: I'll get your tea.
 * [Discord]
 * And while I get a little rest
 * A teeny tiny small request
 * Some codfish oil for my chest
 * Poured from a crystal cruet
 * Twilight Sparkle: A crystal cruet?
 * [Discord]
 * [singing faster]
 * My goodness, I'm a nincompoop
 * Because I fear I've got the croup
 * I need a vat of pumpkin soup
 * And scarves made out of zinnias
 * Did I say zinnias? I meant silk
 * Or something shiny of that ilk
 * And then I'll need some nice warm milk
 * And pastries from Abyssinia
 * And since my stomach's feeling crummy
 * Why not give my aching tummy
 * Something soothing, something yummy
 * Piled up with noodles?
 * Add a slice of homemade rye
 * With stacks of Swiss way up high
 * Served with sides of sweet mince pie
 * More basil; I need oodles!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Anything else?
 * [Discord]
 * I'll be grateful for your charity
 * Until the bitter end
 * Because I've heard that tenderness
 * Is what you lend an ailing friend
 * Tenderness, isn't that right, friend?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Right, but—
 * Discord: So, who's ready for my big reprise?
 * I'd like that glass of water please
 * Some magic spell to cure disease
 * A firm "gesundhoof" when I sneeze
 * A fresh bouquet of roses
 * Some lozenges will soon appease
 * My wheezing when I start to sneeze
 * A wig to keep me from the breeze
 * And blankets for my toes-es
 * Take tweezers out of my valise
 * And then massage my knobby knees
 * A bowl of peas, some extra cheese
 * A cuddle with a Pekingese
 * A singing harp who's named Louise
 * A goat on skis, a new trapeze
 * And more and more and more and more of these
 * And just because I oughta...
 * Make sure I'm drinking in the right
 * Amount of fluids day and night
 * I wish I may, I wish I might
 * Have just one little thing
 * Oh, would you please finally bring
 * Me that tiny glass
 * Of water?!!