Petey's King of France

Petey's King of France is a villain song in Mickey, Donald, and Goofy: The Three Musketeers.

Lyrics:
Pete:

I was born to cheat and lie

I'm a mean rotten guy

When you ask me why I'm nasty here's my reason why

At that stork delivery mommy screamed

Woe is me, such a dork

Hey, Mr. Stork

Behold my misery

Pete is ghastly, Pete's a blob, Pete's a nasty naughty slob

Can it sister, I'm the mister who will get the job

So I'm nasty I'm no good

I'll be king, knock on wood

I'll impress ya, though I'm just a common lowly hood ha!

If you can't be loved be feared

Don't get shoved, sheep get sheered

Be the king pull the string

Or else you might get speared

I'm so happy I could dance, seize my chance, I'll advance

2x Come and cheer me, love and fear me

Petey's King of France!