Chris the Lion's Adventures of Aladdin/Transcript

This is the Script of Chris the Lion's Adventures of Aladdin
 * Peddler: ♪ Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place, where the caravan camels roam. ♪
 * Man: ♪ Where it's flat and immense, and the heat is intense. ♪
 * Peddler: ♪ It's barbaric, but hey, it's home. When the wind's from the east, and the sun's from the west, and the sand in the glass is right. Come on down, stop on by, hop a carpet and fly, to another Arabian night. Arabian nights, like Arabian days. More often than not, are hotter than hot in a lot of good ways. Arabian nights, 'neath Arabian moons. A fool off his guard, could fall and fall hard out there on the dunes. ♪
 * [camel panting]
 * Peddler: Ah, salaam, and good evening to you, worthy friend. Please, please, come closer. Too close. A little too close. There. Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today. Come on down. Look at this. Yes. Combination hookah and coffeemaker. Also make juliene fries. Will not break. Will not... It broke. Ohh! Look at this. I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. Ah, still good. Wait. Don't go. I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think, then, you would be most rewarded to consider this. Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp. It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed. The diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? It begins on a dark night, where a dark man waits with a dark purpose.
 * [horse nickers]
 * Jafar: You are late.
 * Gazeem: A thousand apologies, O Patient One.
 * Namur: You have it then?
 * Gazeem: I had to slit a few throats, but I got it. Ah-ah-ahhh. The treasure.
 * [A parrot comes out of nowhere and grabs it out of his hand.]

Gazeem:Ow!
 * [Then the parrot brings it to Jafar.]
 * Jafar: Trust me, my pungent friend. You'll get what's coming to you.
 * Parrot: What's coming to you. Awk!
 * Jafar: Quickly! Follow the trial. Faster.
 * [horse neighs]
 * [wind howling]
 * Jafar: At last, after all my years of searching, the Cave of Wonders.
 * Parrot: Awk. Cave of Wonders.
 * Gazeem: By Allah.
 * Jafar: Now, remember. Bring me the lamp. The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine. [chuckles]
 * Parrot: Awk, the lamp. Awk, the lamp. Jeez, where'd ya dig this bozo up?
 * Jafar: Shh.
 * Cave: [echoing rumble] Who disturbs my slumber?
 * Gazeem: [thief gasps] It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.
 * Cave: Know this. Only one may enter here, one whose worth lies within. A diamond in the rough.
 * Jafar: What are you waiting for? Go on.
 * [beast sighing]
 * [roaring]
 * [screaming]
 * Jafar: No!
 * Cave: Seek thee out the diamond in the rough.
 * Parrot: [coughing] I can't believe it. I just don't believe it. We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp. Just forget it. Look at this. Look at this. I'm so tickled off that I'm molting.
 * Jafar: Patience, Iago. Patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
 * Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incredible. I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise. What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big...
 * Namur: Oh shut up bird brain.
 * Jafar: Yes. Only one may enter. I must find this one, this... diamond in the rough.
 * [then the camera is focus on Chris looking at a map.]
 * Wirt: Um Chris,tell me again why were here.
 * Chris: To search for an ancient item.
 * Rigby: and that being.