That's What Bilbo Baggins Hates

That's What Bilbo Baggins Hates is a song from The Hobbit. Its where The Dwarves are having supper with Bilbo.

Lyrics
Blunt the knives bend the forks! Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Chip the glasses and crack the plates! That's what Bilbo Baggins hates -

Cut the cloth tread on the fat! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! Pour the milk on the pantry floor!

Splash the wine on every door! Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl; Pound them up with a thumping pole; And when you've finished, if they are whole,

Send them down the hall to roll!

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

Trivia

 * This song is one of Aaron The Wise '91's favorite songs.