Gaston (song)

Gaston is a song in Disney's Beauty and the Beast which is sung by Gaston, LeFou, and the chorus.

Lyrics:
Lefou:

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps

Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston

Even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're ev'ryone's favorite guy

Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

Lefou and Chorus:

No one's been like Gaston

A king pin like Gaston

LeFou:

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

Gaston:

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

Lefou and Chorus:

My what a guy, that Gaston!

Give five "hurrahs!"

Give twelve "hip-hips!"

LeFou:

Gaston is the best

And the rest is all drips

Chorus:

No one fights like Gaston

Douses lights like Gaston

LeFou:

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!

Bimbettes:

For there's no one as burly and brawny

Gaston:

As you see I've got biceps to spare

LeFou:

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

Gaston:

That's right!

And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

Chorus:

No one hits like Gaston

Matches wits like Gaston

LeFou:

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

Gaston:

I'm espcially good at expectorating!

Ptoooie!

Chorus:

Ten points for Gaston!

Gaston:

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

Ev'ry morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

Chorus:

Oh, ahhh, wow!

My what a guy, that Gaston!

No one shoots like Gaston

Makes those beauts like Gaston

LeFou:

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

Gaston:

I use antlers in all of my decorating!

Chorus:

My what a guy,

Gaston!