TV Time

A series of chapter of the Justice Guardians watching select Television shows.

Feat of Clay

 * (The TV shows Matt Hagen's disfigured face)
 * Snowflake: ....!!!!! *screams*
 * DJ: Nasty, huh?
 * Snowflake: I know it's not polite to judge someone for appearances, but his face pushes my limits!!
 * DJ: Mine too.
 * Tammy: Nasty...
 * Midna: No kidding.
 * Starlight: What happened to him?!
 * Jeffrey: From what i read, he became facially disfigured after a car accident.
 * (Teddy gives Matt the container of Renuyu)
 * Baby Lily: *tries to read the word*
 * Xion: "Renuyu".
 * Midna: The stuff that made Clayface what he is?
 * Xion: Yep.
 * (Matt uses the stuff on his face)
 * Snowflake: *turns a little green* Ugh.....
 * Baby Lily: Yuck!!
 * Aqua: I know. The fact that stuff loosens skin cells and makes your face feel like putty is disturbing.
 * Mai: I can't imagine anyone crazy enough to use it.
 * Alexis: Only someone desperate like Matt Hagen would.
 * Starlight: Creepy...
 * Ash: I gotta say. It looks like it makes plastic surgery a lot easier.
 * Xion: Yeah...
 * (The TV shows Hagen planning to get more Renuyu)
 * Crysta: I've always heard that humans can get obsessive. I just never imagined that one such as Matt Hagen would be this obsessive.
 * Jesse: He's hooked on the stuff.
 * Batty: And trust me, it's a messy obsession.
 * (The TV shows Roland Daggett and his men)
 * Baby Lily: Uh oh.
 * Starlight: He wants to get rid of Hagen?
 * Jeffrey: Yep.
 * Snowflake: I don't understand.
 * Jaden: Just like most villains, he finds his henchmen expendable.
 * Jeffrey: And like any henchmen, Hagen was considered expendable.
 * Dawn: That's just horrible.
 * Jeffrey: I know.
 * (Matt Hagen breaks in that night to get more Renuyu)
 * Baby Lily: *gasps*
 * Jaden: I know. Disgusting.
 * Jeffrey: Yeah.
 * (Bell and Germs confront him)
 * Scamper: Here comes more trouble.
 * (Hagen changes his face and voice to impersonate Bruce Wayne)
 * Ash: What the--?
 * Jesse: That's how Hagen was able to fool Fox.
 * Baby Lily: Uh oh...
 * Dawn: Looks like those two aren't fooled by this disguise.
 * Piplup: Piplup.
 * (Some Renuyu is poured down the sink much to Hagen's disappointment)
 * Midna: This won't end well.
 * Crysta: I still don't see why the stuff is locked in ToonTown's Restricted Items storage.
 * Jeffrey: You'll see why soon.
 * Batty: And trust me. It's not a pretty picture.


 * Midna: I bet you weren't happy when your idol was framed for that crime Hagen did.
 * Jeffrey: No. I wasn't.
 * Snowflake: I'm sorry about it, Mr. Dragonheart.
 * Jeffrey: It's okay.

In The Pink

 * Baby Lily: *smiles widely from all the pink Pokemon*
 * Xion: *smiles* Loving this?
 * Baby Lily: *nods as she stares in awe and smiles*
 * Xion: *smiles* Aww.
 * DJ: *smiles* Makes me think of you, Snowflake.
 * Snowflake: *smiles* Really?
 * DJ: *smiles* Yeah. *blushes* Especially how your eyes are as beautiful as a pink rose.
 * Snowflake: *smiles widely and blushes* Awwwwwwwwwwww, DJ. You're such a sweeheart. *licks his cheek*
 * DJ: *smiles and purrs while blushing*
 * Tammy: Team Rocket's in a lot of trouble for trespassing.
 * Xion: Yep.
 * Midna: They're always in trouble with the law, kiddo.
 * Baby Lily: *snickers*
 * (Team Rocket have their fantasy of a pink Pokemon theme park)
 * Baby Lily: ...?
 * Snowflake: It may look fun, but I still know they can't treat the Pokemon that way.
 * DJ: You're right.

Tricks of the Trade

 * (The TV shows several trainers offering their Pokemon to trade for Ash's Tauros)
 * Jeffrey: Oh, boy.
 * Baby Lily: Uncwe Jeffwey? Would you evew twade youw Pokemon?
 * Jeffrey: Only if i wanted to. Otherwise, no.
 * May: Trading is like saying "goodbye" to a friend you've made.
 * Baby Lily: Whoa...
 * Alexis: I don't think your Uncle Jeffrey could bare to part with a Pokemon he values so much, Lily.
 * Jeffrey: I did make a few trades in my time though. Take my Scizor for example. I caught him in a Bug Catching Contest back in Johto back when it was a Scyther. I heard that it could evolve into a Scizor if you traded it while it's holding a Pokemon item called a Metal Coat. To test that theory, i traded my Scyther for a kid's Sunkern. After the trade was done, Scyther evolved. I was amazed! We both traded each other's Pokemon back afterwords. So now i got a strong Scizor.
 * Snowflake: Wow. You never told us that, Mr. Dragonheart.
 * Jeffrey: In my defense, you guys never asked.


 * Midna: That kid's in over his head if he thinks anyone would want a Wobbufett.
 * Discord: Even a Magikarp would be better.
 * Beetles: Totally. 'Cause Magikarp is more useful when it evolves.
 * DJ: Not to mention a little scary after it becomes a Gyrados.
 * Tammy: Honestly, who'd want a Pokemon that doesn't attack first?
 * Xion: No kidding.
 * Snowflake: Maybe that's why Benny is trying to trade his Wobbuffett.
 * Batty: Who can blame the kid?
 * (Ash and the others help Benny find someone to trade with)
 * Jaden: That's my buddy Ash. Can't deny the help of a Pokemon trainer.
 * Jeffrey: Always willing to be there for those in need. I like that.
 * Jaden: *smiles* Just like when he was there for me back in elementary school.
 * Jeffrey: *smiles*
 * (A girl denies to trader her Sentret for Benny's Wobbuffett)
 * Xion: Hmph.
 * Baby Lily: *stares at Xion in confusion*
 * Xion: No one isn't interested in Benny's Pokemon.
 * Baby Lily: I know. It's a wame Pokemon.
 * Xion: I agree.
 * Alexis: *giggles* You're smart, Lily.
 * Baby Lily: *smiles cutely*
 * (Brock compliments on a trainer's Stantler)
 * Aqua: Here's hoping this works.
 * Batty: Cross your fingers.
 * (Ash and Brock talk about the offer for Wobbufett)
 * Nails: Feels like a TV commercial.
 * DJ: Yeah.
 * Scamper: What's next? A package-deal?
 * Batty: I can imagine the phone number. "1-800-Wobbuffett".
 * (The trainer accepts the offer)
 * Xion: ...? That was easy.
 * Starlight: Something tells me this isn't gonna work.
 * Xion: Me too.
 * Snowflake: I agree. After all, Benny's having rough luck. No doubt this trade isn't gonna work.
 * DJ: *nods*

Vagabond Loafers

 * Jaden: *laughing hard* They're gonna flood the building!!!!
 * Jeffrey: *laughs hard* I can't breathe!!!
 * Aqua: *laughing hard* Those three are hilarious!!!!
 * Xion: *laughs hard*
 * Lea: *laughing* Those people better get used to having an indoor pool!!!
 * DJ: *laughs*
 * Tammy: *laughing hard* It's funny how being wet is when it isn't happening to you!!!
 * Snowflake: *laughs hard*

Survival of the Idiots

 * SpongeBob: Alright! Alright! Hang on a second!!!
 * (SpongeBob on the TV plucks a hair off Sandy, who roars like a lion in reaction)
 * DJ: Ouch.
 * Baby Lily: ...... *stares at Tammy and plucks a hair off her back*
 * Tammy: ...!!!! OUCH!!!!
 * Xion: ...!! Lily, why did you do that?
 * Baby Lily: 'Cause SpongeBob did it.
 * Xion: Lily. What have you've been told about repeating something you see on TV?
 * Baby Lily: That.... it's not okay...?
 * Xion: That's right. Why do you think Sandy roared like that?
 * Baby Lily: I thought to make us waugh.
 * DJ: Well, yes. But it had also hurt her.
 * Baby Lily: ...! Oooooooooooooooohhh.....
 * DJ: You could've hurt Tammy.
 * Baby Lily: *frowns* I'm sowwy....
 * Xion: It's okay.
 * Baby Lily: I'm sowwy to you too, Tammy....
 * Tammy: *smiles* I'm not mad, Lily.
 * Baby Lily: Weawwy?
 * Tammy: Of course. You didn't know.
 * Baby Lily: *smiles and hugs Tammy*
 * Tammy: *smiles and purrs*
 * (The screen shows SpongeBob plucking another hair off Sandy, making her roar in reaction)
 * Xion: See? That had hurt her.
 * Patrick: This is taking too long!!! I want the warm now!!! *takes our masking tape, and puts it on Sandy's arm*
 * SpongeBob: Pat, no!!
 * Patrick: *rips the tape with a chunk of Sandy's fur off, making Sandy roar again*
 * Snowflake: Ooh...
 * Tammy: *shudders*
 * Baby Lily: That must've huwt a wot!!!
 * DJ: Yep. I'm sure it must have.
 * SpongeBob: .... Let me see that roll of a tape.
 * Tammy: Uh oh.
 * (SpongeBob and Patrick use the roll of tape to rip off Sandy's fur and she roars with every rip the duo make)
 * DJ: Oh, this ain't gonna end well...
 * Snowflake: You see, Lily? Listen to Sandy roar from having her fur ripped off with tape. Imagine how much it hurts for her.
 * Baby Lily: *gulps*
 * Tammy: If anyone did that to me, I'd shred them to pieces!
 * Baby Lily: I'll keep that in mind...
 * Tammy: ...! *smiles* B-b-but I would never hurt YOU though, Lily. Honest. Never at one of my family members.
 * Baby Lily: *hugs her again*

I'm Your Biggest Fanatic

 * (Kevin kicks the net of jellyfish causing them to angrily sting him in reaction)
 * Kevin: *screams as he's stung*
 * Baby Lily: .....!!!!! Ouchie!!!
 * DJ: Jellyfish do sting, Lily.
 * Baby Lily: I know.
 * Anchovie: Whamp whamp whaaaaaaaaaaaamp.
 * Baby Lily: *snickers*
 * (Kevin puts jellyfish jelly on SpongeBob's face)

Clams!

 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Quick! Real it in! Can't you hear the music?! That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows it means death!!!
 * Baby Lily: .....?
 * The Mask: Scary music. Classic.
 * Baby Lily: Ooooooooooooooh. ....Wait. Is someting bad gonna happen?
 * Xion: Looks like it.
 * Baby Lily: *gulps*
 * Xion: It's okay, Lily.
 * Mr. Krabs: Hurry, SpongeBob!! The music's getting faster!!!
 * (Spongebob keeps reeling)
 * Mr. Krabs: *opens a door on the boat revealing a live-action band playing the music* There ya are, ya stinking bilgerats!!
 * Snowflake: What the-?!
 * DJ: Where did they come from?!
 * Mr. Krabs: *shouts at the band* Stop playing that music!!! Stop it!!! Please!!!!
 * Baby Lily: Why won't they stop?
 * Xion: Because they're not done yet.
 * Mr. Krabs: I'm begging ya!!!!
 * Baby Lily: Uh oh... STOP PWAYING THAT MUSIC!!!!!!
 * DJ: ...!
 * Baby Lily: Mr. Kwabs asked you to stop!!!!
 * (The band keeps playing)
 * Midna: I doubt they'll listen, Lily.
 * Baby Lily: *gulps*
 * Mr. Krabs: Come on, honey!!! You can make it!!! Swim faster!!! Come to me, baby!!!! Don't look back!!!
 * Midna: This won't end well.
 * SpongeBob: *reels the dollar in* She made it!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: *cheers happily and takes it* For a second or two, I thought she was a goner!!!
 * Baby Lily: Whew.

Plankton's Regular

 * (The TV shows Plankton pacing around in the Chum Bucket)
 * Plankton: What is going on here?!? *rips his skin off showing his muscles and screams*
 * Baby Lily: ....!!!!! *screams in fright*
 * Xion: Ugh...
 * Tammy: That's so disturbing...
 * DJ: Geez...
 * (Plankton complains about his restaurant being empty)
 * Scootaloo: Blah, blah, blah.
 * Karen: Why don't you just work on a new recipe?
 * Snowflake: You know she has a point. I don't get why Plankton just doesn't try to make his food taste better.
 * Xion: Guess he just doesn't care.
 * Midna: Or the loser doesn't know how to cook.
 * Xion: Yeah.
 * Lea: Given how poor the guy is, I don't think he has the cash to get better ingredients to cook with.
 * Weebo: For a guy who says he went to college, he sure lacks the knowledge to be successful in food business.