Connor Lacey's Adventures of My Little Pony The Movie/Transcript

This is the script for Connor Lacey's Adventures of My Little Pony The Movie

[opening logos]


 * [Rachel Platten]
 * Hey! Hey! Hey!
 * Hey! Hey! Hey!
 * See the ponies trottin' down the street
 * Equestria is where they wanna meet
 * They all know where they wanna go
 * And they're trottin' in time
 * And they're trottin', yeah
 * They got the beat
 * They got the beat
 * They got the beat
 * Yeah, they got the beat
 * Go-go music really makes us dance
 * Do the pony, puts us in a trance
 * Do the watusi, just give us a chance
 * That's when we fall in line
 * 'Cause we got the beat
 * We got the beat
 * We got the beat
 * Yeah, we got it!

Spike: 'Scuse me! Dragon on the move! Important princess documents comin' through!

S04E26 Unnamed Earth Mare #1: Whoa! Everypony from Manehattan to Saddle Arabia is here! Apple Cobbler: I know, filly! We almost couldn't book a stable!

Clear Skies: Princess Twilight must have her hooves full with this giant Festival!

Female Pony 2: Are you kidding?! She's smart and organized and cool under pressure! There's nothing she can't handle!

Twilight Sparkle: Ommmmm... Ohhhhhhh mmmmy goodness, I can't handle this! Ooh! Nothing is working! I just have to get it together! Just go in there! And ask! This is your Friendship Festival! Everypony's happiness rests in your hooves. [facehoofs] Ohhhh!

Spike: Okay, Twilight. Got all your charts and graphs.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh, thank goodness you're here, Spike! I'm just so nervous about this meeting!

Spike: Whachoo talkin' 'bout?

Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] I'm about to ask the three most royal princesses of Equestria for a huge favor! What if they reject me?

Spike: It'll be fine. Just remember the most important thing.

Twilight Sparkle: Smile?!

Spike: Eh... no. You're a Princess, too.

Twilight Sparkle: Right! [exhales] Good morning, Princesses. Thank you all for seeing me. I have an idea that I think will make our Friendship Festival the most wonderful celebration Equestria has ever seen!

Princess Celestia: Yes, Twilight! We are very excited!

Princess Cadance: Ponies have been arriving from all over all morning.

Princess Luna: I'd like to think it's to see us, but Songbird Serenade might be the bigger attraction.

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, she is the... "mane" event! [giggles] And to make it extra special, I could use your help. Spike?

[whiteboard wheeling in]

Spike: [humming fanfare]

Twilight Sparkle: Songbird Serenade's performance is not scheduled to start until after you begin the sunset. And based on my precise calculation, to get the very best lighting for the stage, Princess Celestia, I was hoping you could make sure the sun stays about 28.1º to the south, and, Princess Luna, if you could raise the moon 62º to the north at the same time, it would reflect the sunlight on the other side and really frame the entire stage perfectly!

Princess Luna: I...

Twilight Sparkle: But wait! There's more! Cadance, if you could use your crystal magic to create an aurora above the stage, the sun and the moon will shine through it and create a truly amazing light show!

Spike: Presenting Songbird Serenade! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Whoa-ho! Whoa!

[bonk!]

Spike: [weakly] Ta-da...

Princess Luna: So you're saying you want us to move the sun and the moon for the party.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, I'd do it myself, except I don't have your magic. [snorts]

Princess Celestia: Twilight, each of us uses our powers to serve Equestria in our own way. You are the Princess of Friendship. You already have all the magic you need.

Twilight Sparkle: So... that'd be a no?

(Else where)

Damaras: Yes! We're in range of Canterlot, my lord.

Lord Zedd: Prepare to decloak. NOW!!

(Then the ships head toward Canterlot)

Sledge: After untold days, the Princess of Friendship and her friends shall pay for what they did to us villains!

Master Ville: Now it’s time for us to crush Canterlot... FLAT!!!

(Meanwhile, back at the party)

Connor Lacey: This festival’s gonna be so much fun.

Jeremy Belpois: Totally.

Rainbow Dash: [zooming] Sky's cleared and ready for the festival!

Rocky DeSantos: Whoohoo! Come one we're working!

Kimberly Hart: Easy, Rocky.

Tommy Oliver: Alright guys, we're almost ready for the festival!

Aisha Campbell: Whohoo!

Zhane: This festival is one of the biggest events in Equestria.

C.Y.T.R.O.: Observation: This festival is one of Equestria's traditional events.

Pinkie Pie: [blowing up a balloon]

[balloon squeaking]

[balloon deflating]

Pinkie Pie: Whoa!

Rayne Martinez: Look out! Balloon on the loose!

[birds whistling in harmony]

[balloon zooming by]

Pinkie Pie: Whoa! Heads up, Fluttershy! Out of control balloooooon!!

Fluttershy: Hoo. I don't think it's the balloon that's out of control, Pinkie Pie!

Applejack: Hey, y'all!

Tails: Hey, Applejack.

Pinkie Pie: [screams]

Applejack: Anypony up for some free samples of my family's apple cider?

Rainbow Dash: Ah! Thank you! Loved it!

Rarity: [humming]

Applejack: Wow, Rarity. It's a fine job you're doin' there. 'Course it might not get done 'til after the concert.

Rarity: Applejack, darling, anypony can do "fine". Twilight asked me, so clearly, she's going for fabulous, and fabulous takes time.

Rainbow Dash: Fabulous takes forever! But "awesome"...

[flies past]

Fluttershy: Whoa!

Rainbow Dash: ...can get done in four seconds flat! Faster if I do my sonic rainboom!

Rarity: Aah! Nono, oh no! Don't you dare, Rainbow Dash! It looks wretched enough already.

Rainbow Dash: Oh come on, it's fine!

Rarity: If you were raised in a barn! Ahem, no offense, Applejack.

Applejack: None taken. Especially since I wasn't raised in a barn. My family just happens to have a barn. Where I was born. And... spent most of my formative years...

Rainbow Dash: [very quickly] Raised in a barn! Twilight Sparkle: Okay, just two hundred and eighteen things left to do and we're ready. Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie: Hey, Twilight! Rarity: Hello, Spike. Spike: Uh, hi, Rarity. Heh heh. Applejack: How'd it go with the other Princesses? They like your idea? Pinkie Pie: I bet they loved it! Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Not exactly. They think I can make today perfect without their magic. Rarity: And they are absolutely right, darling. This festival is your brilliant idea and we know you're up to the task! Twilight Sparkle: But what if I'm not?! What if Songbird Serenade hates the stage?! Or nopony makes a new friend?! And if I fail at the festival, then who am I?! Pinkie Pie: Twilight, look at me! This will be the biggest celebration Equestria has ever seen! As the Princess of Friendship, you cannot fail! This day will define who you are! The pressure is intense! It's almost too much for any single pony to handle! [screams] [ponies gasp] Pinkie Pie: But you have us! So stop worrying. [clink!] [magic whirs off] [balloon pops] Rainbow Dash: [burps] Twilight Sparkle: Ah!