Xion's Ohana Adventures of Pajama Sam 3: You Are What You Eat From Your Head to Your Feet

Xion's Ohana Adventures of Pajama Sam 3: You Are What You Eat From Your Head to Your Feet  is an upcoming Xion's Ohana Adventures movie created by Ren the God of Humor and tigerman531.

Trivia

 * Kion, Bunga, Fuli, Beshte and Ono will guest star in this.

Prologue

 * Pajama Sam: Not so fast, evil-doer!!! *to a cookie* It's jail for you, you tasty villain!!! *eats the cookie*
 * Xion: *smiles*
 * Baby Lily: *smiles and drools a bit from seeing the cookies*
 * Xion: *wipes Baby Lily's mouth with a rag*
 * Baby Lily: Sowwie, Cousin Xion.
 * Xion: *smiles* That's okay. I know how you feel.
 * Pajama Sam: *takes out another cookie from the box* You and your chocolate chip gang are through!!! *eats it*
 * Tammy: *backs away slowly*
 * Xion: *whispers to Tammy* Just stay by me. I have the medicine just in case.
 * Tammy: Thanks, big sister...
 * Xion: *pets Tammy*
 * Kion: I had no idea Tammy had allergies.
 * DJ: Me either at first. But now i do.
 * Pajama Sam: Boy.... eating cookies is hard work...
 * Midna: Not surprised. You eat a few boxes full of them!
 * Snowflake: That can't be healthy...
 * Xion: Too many sweets are never good for you.
 * Baby Lily: I know. Aunt Aqua towd me that.

In Trouble!

 * Hot Dog: So! You hate chocolate, "healthy girl"?!?
 * Tammy: *squirms to break free* Let me go!!! I can't eat the stuff!!!
 * Hot Dog: Too bad!!! Have one anyway!!! *forces a chocolate chip cookie in Tammy's mouth and forces her to swallow it*
 * Tammy: *screams in disgust*
 * Xion: HEY!!!
 * Hot Dog: Take the little healthy girl to jail!!!
 * (Chocolate bars drag Tammy away)
 * Xion: Let her go!!! *punches the chocolate bars*
 * DJ: Are you guys outta your minds?! My sister's allergic to chocolate!!!
 * Hot Dog: *grabs DJ* So you're healthy AND prejudice to us fats and sweets?!?!? You'll pay for this!!!
 * DJ: Hey!! Put me down!!!
 * (A popsicle grabs Snowflake)
 * Snowflake: Hey!!! This isn't fair!!! We didn't do anything wrong!!!
 * Popsicle: You did when you decided to eat healthy food!!!
 * Xion: Let us go now! You don't want to pick a fight with us!
 * Chocolate Ice Cream: *aprehends Xion* Come along quietly like the black-hearted criminal you are!!!
 * Xion: *growls*
 * Chocolate Ice Cream: Grab that little brat of a baby too!!!
 * (A potato chip grabs Baby Lily)
 * Baby Lily: *whimpers in fear*
 * Midna: ...!!! *punches the potato chip angrily and grabs Baby Lily* Leave my sister alone!!!
 * (A group of potato chips pin Midna down and one grabs Baby Lily again)
 * Kion: Let our friends go!!!
 * (A lollipop grabs Kion by the tail)
 * Lollipop: You've brought this on yourselves, healthy kids!!!
 * (Bunga jumps up to attack the lollipop)
 * (A group of french fries pins Bunga to the ground)
 * Spike: What is it with you guys?!

Jail

 * Chocolate Bar: You can just wait here in jail until your trial next month, healthy kids!!! *slams the door and locks the cell*
 * Tammy: *scratches herself* But this isn't fair!!! We didn't do anything wrong!!!
 * Scamper: Perfect. And we didn't even get our one phone call.
 * Pajama Sam: "Next month"?!? But it's almost time for dinner!!
 * Chocolate Bar: *puts the key on a hook on the wall* Tell it to the fudge!!
 * Scootaloo: Well, this is just great! Barely just here and we're already in trouble!
 * Kion: Listen here!!! As leader of the Lion Guard, I demand you let us out of here right now!!!
 * Chocolate Bar: Oh, be quiet, kid!
 * Fuli: *snarls* Don't you dare mock us!!! We're stronger than we look!!!
 * Midna: You don't even have any idea who you're messing with!!
 * Chocolate Bar: *sarcastically* I'm terrified! Now if you'll excuse me. I've got to get back to the party! *leaves*
 * Bunga: Hey! Come back here and fight!!
 * Snowflake: I still can't believe we got beaten by a bunch of junk food back there...
 * Tammy: *scratches herself* I would've been able to stop them if it wasn't for those chocolate fiends!!!
 * Xion: *takes out Tammy's allergy medicine in a syringe* Hang on, Tam.
 * Tammy: *scratching herself* Hurry!!! I can't take this much more!!!
 * (Xion injects the medicine in Tammy with the syringe)
 * Tammy: OW!!! I hate that part...
 * Xion: Give it a while to kick in now
 * Tammy: *still scratches herself*
 * Xion: Stop scratching. You'll make it worse.
 * Tammy: I'm sorry, but i can't stand it!
 * Baby Lily: I can scwatch you if you want.
 * DJ: No, Lily. It'll only make it worse. If she scratches herself so much when she has her allergy problems, she'll get sick.
 * Baby Lily: I wanna hewp hew though.
 * Xion: But it's like having chicken pox. If you scratch yourself a lot, you'll get a rash.
 * Baby Lily: ...!!! *backs away a bit*
 * DJ: *smiles* Hey, it's okay. You know she'd never make you sick.
 * Baby Lily: I know that. I don't wanna make youw sistew sick though.
 * DJ: I know that.
 * (After a while, Tammy stops scratching herself)
 * Xion: Okay, Tam.
 * Tammy: *collapses on the floor* What a relief...
 * Apple Bloom: When we get outta here, i say we ask your dad to eat those food folk, Xion!
 * Xion: Sounds like a plan.
 * Pajama Sam: We can't stay in here a whole month! We've gotta get outta here!
 * Baby Lily: *hugs Xion in a worried way* Awe we bad guys...?
 * Xion: *picks her up* Of course not, Lily.
 * Baby Lily: But we did someting bad...
 * Xion: No, we didn't. These people don't understand the idea of "Freedom of Speech".
 * ????: I think it's more than that.
 * (To their surprise, Pajama Sam, Xion and the others see a female stalk of broccoli with a straw hat in their cell too)
 * Ono: ...! Great. More talking food.
 * Sweetie Belle: Who are you?
 * Florette: My name is Florette.
 * Discord: What are you in for?
 * Florette: I'm a political prisoner. Are you?
 * Xion: Afraid not.
 * Pajama Sam: All we said was that we didn't want to spoil our dinners.
 * Florette: Hmmm. The sweets don't always get along well with the other foods.
 * DJ: We've noticed.
 * Sweetie Belle: But we're not even food.
 * Batty: And they're not exactly smart.
 * Beetles: We can settle our spite with them once we get outta here!
 * Lea: Something tells me that won't be hard. Candy canes for jail bars? This will be easy.
 * Spike: Are you suggesting that we eat our way out?
 * Lea: Yeah. Or we can just do this. *grabs a random candy cane bar and starts to pull on it*
 * Spike: That works too! *helps Lea pull*
 * Lea: Phew!! Stubborn things!! *pulls harder*
 * Spike: Must be the hard kind of candy canes. *pulls harder*
 * (They both pull until they manage to snap the piece of candy cane off and are sent flying to the other wall)
 * Spike: *groans*
 * Lea: *looks at the candy cane piece he broke off* Well it's a start.
 * DJ: Now what?
 * Apple Bloom: Can't you open the lock with your Keyblade, Xion?
 * Xion: I could, but i can't aim at the lock from this side of the cell.

The Condiment Tree

 * (Pajama Sam, Sprinkles, Xion and her friends and family approach a unique looking tree)
 * Pajama Sam: Boy, this is great! Look at all these different sauces!
 * Sprinkles: Yes. It's a Condiment Tree.
 * Xion: *smiles* Daddy would love to see this!
 * Baby Lily: *stares at the different sauces* I wondew what each one is...
 * Xion: *smiles* Well, see this one? *points to the ketchup* That is ketchup.
 * Baby Lily: "Ketchup"?
 * Xion: *smiles and nods* Ketchup is good on everything.
 * Baby Lily: *smiles* Wow!
 * Lea: *smirks* Really? "Everything"? Even eggs?
 * Xion: ...Well, maybe not everything. But ketchup is still really good.
 * (The wheel on the Condiment Tree turns a bit)
 * Tammy: *smiles and licks her lips* Mmmmmmmm. Mustard!!
 * Baby Lily: "Mustard"?
 * Tammy: *smiles* I love mustard on my hot dogs and sandwiches.
 * Baby Lily: Oooh!
 * (The wheel on the Condiment Tree turns a bit)
 * DJ: ...!!! Ewwwwwwwww!!!! Horseradish!!!
 * Baby Lily: ...? What's horsewadish?
 * DJ: This sauce is too strong and bitter. I'd know. I've tried it...
 * Tammy: Oh yeah. The Condiment King. How could I forget...?
 * Kion: "Condiment King"?
 * DJ: It's a long story.
 * Tammy: Wanna tell him now?
 * DJ: ...Well, it was back when Tammy and i were about Lily's age. The two of us and our family were helping Batman stop a strange criminal who called himself the Condiment King.
 * Baby Lily: Yucky!!
 * DJ: So I wouldn't recommend this one for you, Lily.
 * Baby Lily: Okay. Tank you.
 * Midna: That's not to say some people like it though.
 * Baby Lily: ...! Weally?
 * Midna: Yep.
 * (The wheel on the Condiment Tree turns a bit)
 * Baby Lily: ....? "Vin-e-jaw"?
 * Snowflake: Vinegar.
 * Baby Lily: What kinda sauce is that?
 * Xion: It's not really a sauce.
 * Lea: Yeah. It tastes bad on its own, but it's good on things like salads.
 * Baby Lily: Weally?
 * Lea: I'm no Remy, but that's what I hear.
 * Baby Lily: Oh, okay.
 * (The wheel on the Condiment Tree turns a bit)
 * Midna: *smiles* Mmmm!!! Hot sauce!!!
 * Baby Lily: Hot sauce?
 * Kion: Judging by the name, it must be pretty hot to consume.
 * DJ: Humans use it for spicy foods.
 * Lea: *smiles, and crosses his arms* There's nothing that's too hot or spicy for me.
 * Batty: There's always a first for everything.
 * Lea: Bring it on, Mr. Poor Reception!!!
 * Baby Lily: Uh oh.
 * Ono: Uhhhh, let's save that for later, guys.
 * Midna: Quick word of advice, kiddo. This one isn't a sauce you're ready for.
 * Baby Lily: Too hot?
 * Midna: Yep. Too hot.
 * (The wheel on the Condiment Tree turns a bit)
 * DJ: *smiles* Barbeque Sauce!!
 * Xion: *smiles*
 * Baby Lily: Huh?
 * Tammy: Remember the BBQ party last 4th of July?
 * Baby Lily: ...! OH! *smiles* Yeah! *giggles* That was fun!
 * DJ: *smiles* We used barbeque sauce on our meat that afternoon.
 * Baby Lily: *smiles*
 * Pajama Sam: I put this on my peas. Mom thinks I'm nuts, but it's good.
 * Snowflake: ...Peas with BBQ sauce?
 * Fuli: I'm with you, Snowflake. I agree with Sam's mom. That's nuts.
 * Baby Lily: I don't wike veggies...
 * Xion: Lily. Remember. Veggies may taste funny, but they're good for you.
 * Baby Lily: I know, Cousin Xion.
 * (The wheel on the Condiment Tree turns a bit)
 * Midna: This one is mayonnaise.
 * Baby Lily: Mayonnawise?
 * Lea: This kinda sauce is a little too fattening. It's made from egg yolks.
 * Baby Lily: It is?
 * Ono: .... Hey. Didn't that egg back there say he liked his french fries with mayonnaise?
 * Patch: Yeah. You're right.
 * Snowflake: *smiles* Looks like we found some for him.
 * DJ: Perfect!
 * Xion: *takes the jar of mayonnaise*
 * Baby Lily: *giggles*

Pierre Le Pain

 * (Pajama Sam, Xion and her friends see a loaf of bread inside the prize box)
 * DJ: Check it out.
 * Pajama Sam: *to the loaf of bread* Hi! I'm Pajama Sam!!
 * Xion: I'm Xion.
 * Tammy: *smiles* My name is Tammy.
 * DJ: *shyly* I'm...DJ.
 * Snowflake: And I'm Snowflake.
 * (After introductions)
 * Pajama Sam: We see you're wearing a straw hat.
 * Patch: You must be one of the delegates.
 * The bread: But yes. I am Pierre Le Pain of the breads and grains group.

Getting Home

 * Florette: Can you stick around to help us make plans for the future? Or have you got to get home for dinner?
 * (Pajama Sam and the others are shocked by what Florette said)
 * Pajama Sam: Dinner?! Oh my gosh!!! We forgot!!!
 * Tammy: Oh no!! How are we gonna get back home?!
 * Fuli: I don't know! I don't even know how we got here!!
 * (They hear a familiar roar outside)
 * Carrot: Whoa!! Dude!! What was that?!
 * Xion: *smiles* I knew he'd find us.
 * (They head outside to see Dragon-Jeffrey waiting for them)
 * Florette: Oh my!! What is THAT?!
 * Xion: That is my Daddy!
 * Bunga: In his dragon form, that is.
 * Dragon-Jeffrey: *smiles* I knew I'd find you guys.
 * Snowflake: How did you get here, Mr. Dragonheart?