La Resistance (Smackdownapalooza Edition)



La Resistance (Smackdownapalooza Edition) is a version of the song "La Resistance" from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. It has several changed lyrics, both to be more PC and to reflect the situation of the various adventure teams, in ''Bugs and Daffy's Looney-Tuney Smackdownapalooza. ''In this version, one part is sung by Yakko as a way to rouse the Bugs and Daffy's Adventures team, another is sung by Maleficent to rally the villains, another by the other adventure teams on Bugs and Daffy's side, and one more by Discord as he plans on joining the good guys. Additional bits are also sung by Sylvester and Tweety as they lament being captured by the villains and one has Bugs, Daffy, and Porky worrying about how the battle will turn out.

Lyrics
Yakko: God has smiled upon you this day.

The fate of the world is in your hands.

And blessed be all of the toons we

who fight with all our bravery

'til only the righteous stand.

You see the distant flames

They bellow in the night

You fight in all our names

For what you know is right

And though you might be weakened

And cannot carry on

Have no fear

La Resistance lives on.

The team: You may very well be held

Captive by the team of goons

You could fall off of a cliff

Or be pummeled bad or worse

But if they torture you

You will not feel you need to run

For you've no fear, La Resistance lives on.

Maleficent: Adventure teams, adventure teams

We will kill the whole darn lot

And we shall not leave a spot.

Other teams: Tomorrow night

Our lives will change

Tomorrow night

It'll sure be strange

Fight for the whole world

What a sight...tomorrow night!

Discord: With them, I'll have so much room

I belong with the Looney Tunes

Tomorrow night, my side is doomed

And so I will be going soon!

Sylvester and Tweety: Shut your stupid mouth, (little birdie/bad ol' puddy)

You've got us into this mess (little birdie/bad ol' puddy)

Sylvester: We should be helping our side now!

Tweety: I'll break us outta here somehow!

Bugs, Daffy, and Porky: Why did the villains start this war

What the heck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon

Discord: I want to fight with them...

Yakko and the team: They may chop your head right off

And feed it to a pig

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you'll dance a headless jig

But that's the way it goes, in

War you're frowned upon

Have no fear...

Discord: I want to fight...with them

Yakko and the team: La Resistance...lives oooooon...

Other teams: Tomorrow night!

Maleficent and villains: ''ADVENTURE TEAMS! ADVENTURE TEAMS! ADVENTURE TEAMS!''

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