Not Evil

Not Evil is a song from The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part.

Original

 * [Wyldstyle]
 * (spoken) Oh no, are we in a musical?
 * [Batman]
 * (spoken) Uh, hope not.
 * [Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi]
 * Hello, friends, my name is Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
 * Don't worry I'm totally not one of those EVIL QUEENS
 * You've read about in fairy tales or seen in the movies
 * And there's no reason at all to be suspicious ooof me (Hahaha mmhhhmm)
 * [Royal Guards]
 * Not evil, not evil, no the least evil person I know
 * [Wyldstyle]
 * (spoken) I won't lie, It's actually very suspicious that your leading with this.
 * [Royal Guards]
 * Not evil, not evil, no the leaset evil person I know
 * [Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi]
 * I'm so a not villain, I have zero evil plans
 * No ulterior motive just wanna help where I can
 * I want to shower you with gifts, cause I'm selfless and sweet
 * So there's no reason at all to be suspicious ooof
 * Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
 * The least evil queen in history
 * And if you do not buh-lieve me, I totally won't imprison your family
 * 'Cuz that'd be evil, and that's so not me!
 * (haha)
 * [???]
 * Not evil, not evil, no the least evil person I know
 * [Wyldstyle]
 * (spoken) Really? Because I'm getting super evil vibes here.
 * [???]
 * Not evil, not evil, no the least evil person I know
 * [Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi]
 * Benny do you like spaceships?
 * Cause I think they are great
 * [Benny]
 * How'd you know that?
 * Loving spaceships is my one defining trait!
 * [Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi]
 * Well now, my good friend you can build the spaceship of your dreams
 * On your very own planet with your own spaceship building team!
 * [Benny]
 * (gasps)
 * [Wyldstyle]
 * (spoken) Come on, do not fall for this!
 * [Benny]
 * Wyldstyle! Haven't you heard?
 * There's no reason at all to be suspicious ooooof her!
 * [???]
 * She's not evil, not evil, no she's the least evil person I know
 * [Wyldstyle]
 * (spoken) Yeah, I know she keeps saying that, but she's clearly an evil queen.
 * [???]
 * She's not evil, not evil, no she's the least evil person I know
 * [MetalBeard]
 * (spoken) Yar, well, I'm not buyin' it.
 * [Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi]
 * MetalBeard, a pirate without a ship, that's so cruel
 * It's like a spider without a web or a queen without a fool
 * [Wyldstyle]
 * (spoken) Even her metaphors are suspicious.
 * [Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi]
 * I've got a surprise for you
 * A planet that's really a pirate ship, and the population: your crew
 * [MetalBeard]
 * (spoken) Her story check out, she's cool, not evil.
 * [Unikitty]
 * (spoken) What about me?
 * [Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi]
 * (spoken) Unikitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine?
 * [Unikitty]
 * (spoken) A lot.
 * [Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi]
 * Times that by infinity
 * [Unikitty]
 * (spoken) Woohoo!
 * [Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi]
 * And Batman
 * [Batman]
 * (spoken) Don't even try it, lady, I don't need anything.
 * [Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi]
 * (spoken) Oh, I know, that's why I'm going to give you half of everything.
 * [Batman]
 * (spoken) Uh, like everything, everything?
 * [Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi]
 * (spoken) Everything, everything.
 * [Batman]
 * (spoken) She's rad, this chick gets me.
 * [Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi]
 * (spoken) Here are some other adjectives people use to describe me:
 * (spoken) Undupilitous, unmalicious, unconniving, unnasty!
 * [Wyldstyle]
 * (spoken) You're clearly just adding 'un' to words that describe you.
 * [Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi]
 * (spoken) Who me?
 * (singing) I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
 * I never trick people into trusting me
 * By hiding my true personalities
 * So I could use them to accomplish my evil deeds
 * 'Cuz that'd be evil, and that's so not me!
 * I never cheat, I never bribe, I never scheme, I never lie
 * And that wasn't a lie when I said just now that I never lie, cause I never lie!
 * And I never laugh when children cry
 * And I never poison enemies of mine
 * And I never cry when I'm alone at night
 * 'Cuz I'm not sad, I love my life!
 * I'm getting off track, let me get back to the point I was making
 * I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
 * The most least evil person you'll ever meet
 * And if you make eye contact with meee
 * I totally won't have you executed im-med-i-ately
 * 'Cuz that'd be evil (?? and ??: evil), evil (Royal Guards: evil), evil, and that's sooo not meee!