TV Time

A series of chapter of the Justice Guardians watching select Television shows.

Feat of Clay

 * Midna: I bet you weren't happy when your idol was framed for that crime Hagen did.
 * Jeffrey: No. I wasn't.
 * Snowflake: I'm sorry about it, Mr. Dragonheart.
 * Jeffrey: It's okay.

In The Pink

 * Baby Lily: *smiles widely from all the pink Pokemon*
 * Xion: *smiles* Loving this?
 * Baby Lily: *nods as she stares in awe and smiles*
 * Xion: *smiles* Aww.
 * DJ: *smiles* Makes me think of you, Snowflake.
 * Snowflake: *smiles* Really?
 * DJ: *smiles* Yeah. *blushes* Especially how your eyes are as beautiful as a pink rose.
 * Snowflake: *smiles widely and blushes* Awwwwwwwwwwww, DJ. You're such a sweeheart. *licks his cheek*
 * DJ: *smiles and purrs while blushing*
 * Tammy: Team Rocket's in a lot of trouble for trespassing.
 * Xion: Yep.
 * Midna: They're always in trouble with the law, kiddo.
 * Baby Lily: *snickers*
 * (Team Rocket have their fantasy of a pink Pokemon theme park)
 * Baby Lily: ...?
 * Snowflake: It may look fun, but I still know they can't treat the Pokemon that way.
 * DJ: You're right.

Tricks of the Trade

 * Midna: That kid's in over his head if he thinks anyone would want a Wobbufett.
 * Discord: Even a Magikarp would be better.
 * Beetles: Totally. 'Cause Magikarp is more useful when it evolves.
 * DJ: Not to mention a little scary.
 * Tammy: Honestly, who'd want a Pokemon that doesn't attack first?
 * Xion: No kidding.
 * Snowflake: Maybe that's why Benny is trying to trade his Wobbuffett.
 * Batty: Who can blame the kid?
 * (Ash and the others help Benny find someone to trade with)
 * Jaden: That's my buddy Ash. Can't deny the help of a Pokemon trainer.
 * Jeffrey: Always willing to be there for those in need. I like that.
 * Jaden: *smiles* Just like when he was there for me back in elementary school.
 * Jeffrey: *smiles*
 * (A girl denies to trader her Sentret for Benny's Wobbuffett)
 * Xion: Hmph.
 * Baby Lily: *stares at Xion in confusion*
 * Xion: No one isn't interested in Benny's Pokemon.
 * Baby Lily: I know. It's a wame Pokemon.
 * Xion: I agree.
 * Alexis: *giggles* You're smart, Lily.
 * Baby Lily: *smiles cutely*
 * (Brock compliments on a trainer's Stantler)

Vagabond Loafers

 * Jaden: *laughing hard* They're gonna flood the building!!!!
 * Jeffrey: *laughs hard* I can't breathe!!!
 * Aqua: *laughing hard* Those three are hilarious!!!!
 * Xion: *laughs hard*
 * Lea: *laughing* Those people better get used to having an indoor pool!!!
 * DJ: *laughs*
 * Tammy: *laughing hard* It's funny how being wet is when it isn't happening to you!!!
 * Snowflake: *laughs hard*

Survival of the Idiots

 * SpongeBob: Alright! Alright! Hang on a second!!!
 * (SpongeBob on the TV plucks a hair off Sandy, who roars like a lion in reaction)
 * DJ: Ouch.
 * Baby Lily: ...... *stares at Tammy and plucks a hair off her back*
 * Tammy: ...!!!! OUCH!!!!
 * Xion: ...!! Lily, why did you do that?
 * Baby Lily: 'Cause SpongeBob did it.
 * Xion: Lily. What have you've been told about repeating something you see on TV?
 * Baby Lily: That.... it's not okay...?
 * Xion: That's right. Why do you think Sandy roared like that?
 * Baby Lily: I thought to make us waugh.
 * DJ: Well, yes. But it had also hurt her.
 * Baby Lily: ...! Oooooooooooooooohhh.....
 * DJ: You could've hurt Tammy.
 * Baby Lily: *frowns* I'm sowwy....
 * Xion: It's okay.
 * Baby Lily: I'm sowwy to you too, Tammy....
 * Tammy: *smiles* I'm not mad, Lily.
 * Baby Lily: Weawwy?
 * Tammy: Of course. You didn't know.
 * Baby Lily: *smiles and hugs Tammy*
 * Tammy: *smiles and purrs*
 * (The screen shows SpongeBob plucking another hair off Sandy, making her roar in reaction)
 * Xion: See? That had hurt her.
 * Patrick: This is taking too long!!! I want the warm now!!! *takes our masking tape, and puts it on Sandy's arm*
 * SpongeBob: Pat, no!!
 * Patrick: *rips the tape with a chunk of Sandy's fur off, making Sandy roar again*
 * Snowflake: Ooh...
 * Tammy: *shudders*
 * Baby Lily: That must've huwt a wot!!!
 * DJ: Yep. I'm sure it must have.
 * SpongeBob: .... Let me see that roll of a tape.
 * Tammy: Uh oh.

Clams!

 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Quick! Real it in! Can't you hear the music?! That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows it means death!!!
 * Baby Lily: .....?
 * The Mask: Scary music. Classic.
 * Baby Lily: Ooooooooooooooh. ....Wait. Is someting bad gonna happen?
 * Xion: Looks like it.
 * Baby Lily: *gulps*
 * Xion: It's okay, Lily.
 * Mr. Krabs: Hurry, SpongeBob!! The music's getting faster!!!
 * (Spongebob keeps reeling)
 * Mr. Krabs: *opens a door on the boat revealing a live-action band playing the music* There ya are, ya stinking bilgerats!!
 * Snowflake: What the-?!
 * DJ: Where did they come from?!
 * Mr. Krabs: *shouts at the band* Stop playing that music!!! Stop it!!! Please!!!!
 * Baby Lily: Why won't they stop?
 * Xion: Because they're not done yet.
 * Mr. Krabs: I'm begging ya!!!!
 * Baby Lily: Uh oh... STOP PWAYING THAT MUSIC!!!!!!
 * DJ: ...!
 * Baby Lily: Mr. Kwabs asked you to stop!!!!
 * (The band keeps playing)
 * Midna: I doubt they'll listen, Lily.
 * Baby Lily: *gulps*
 * Mr. Krabs: Come on, honey!!! You can make it!!! Swim faster!!! Come to me, baby!!!! Don't look back!!!