Bartok the Magnificent (song)

Bartok the Magnificent is a song sung by the title character of Bartok the Magnificent.

Lyrics
 Once In Mongolia

 I  Noticed A Fire

 Whole City Burning

  And The Flames  Getting Higher

 They're Yelling "Save Us  Or We're All Gonna Bake!"

  I Ate The Flames

 And Then I Drank  The Whole Lake

 They Called Me  Bartok The Magnificent

 The Specifically Terrifically Magnificent!

 A Mammal So Inflammable He Saved The Day!

 I Tell You, B-a-r-t-ok!

  One Time In Hungary

 This Dragon Appears

 He's Very "Hungary"

 No Dinner In Years!

  And Then He Grabs Me

<p class="MsoNormal"> And I'm Practically Through!

<p class="MsoNormal">  He Was Deflated 'Cause I Knew My Kung Fu!

<p class="MsoNormal"> That's Why I'm Bartok The Magnificent!

<p class="MsoNormal"> With A Ha! And A Hi-ya! That Are Significant

<p class="MsoNormal"> That Dragon Hasn't Eaten  Since That Fateful Day

<p class="MsoNormal"> Thanks To B-a-r-t-ok

<p class="MsoNormal"> Bartok The Magnificent!

<p class="MsoNormal">  Undeniably, Reliably Magnificent!

<p class="MsoNormal"> And Heaven Help A Harpy

<p class="MsoNormal"> Who Gets In My Way!

<p class="MsoNormal"> I Guess I'm Just A Natural  Or So They Say!

<p class="MsoNormal"> This Batt'll Go To Battle

<p class="MsoNormal">  For You Come What May

<p class="MsoNormal"> I Tell You  B-a-r-t-ok