The Flim Flam Brothers (song)

The Flim Fram Brothers is a song from My Little Pony: Friendship of Magic.

Lyrics

 * [Flim]
 * Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town
 * Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found
 * Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair
 * [Flam]
 * That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share
 * Ponies: [excited chattering]
 * [Flim and Flam]
 * Well you've got opportunity
 * In this very community
 * [Flam]
 * He's Flim
 * [Flim]
 * He's Flam
 * [Flim and Flam]
 * We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
 * Traveling salesponies nonpareil
 * Pinkie Pie: Nonpa-what?
 * [Flim]
 * Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see
 * No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be
 * And that's a new world, with tons of cider
 * Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking
 * [Flam]
 * More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinking
 * Rainbow Dash: I doubt that.
 * [Flim and Flam]
 * So take this opportunity
 * [Flim, Flam, and Crowd]
 * In this very community
 * [Flam]
 * He's Flim
 * [Flim]
 * He's Flam
 * [Flim and Flam]
 * We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
 * Traveling salesponies
 * [Flim, Flam, and Crowd]
 * Nonpareil
 * [Flim]
 * I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of transport
 * [Flam]
 * I say, our mode of locomotion
 * [Flim]
 * And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised cider?
 * [Flam]
 * Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same
 * [Flim]
 * But my brother and I have something most unique and superb
 * Unseen at any time in this big new world
 * [Flim and Flam]
 * And that's opportunity
 * [Flim]
 * Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best
 * [Flam]
 * The unbelievable
 * [Flim]
 * Unimpeachable
 * [Flam]
 * Indispensable
 * [Flim]
 * I-can't-believe-able
 * [Flim and Flam]
 * Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
 * Flam: What d'you say, sister?
 * Rarity: [faints]
 * [Crowd]
 * Oh, we got opportunity
 * In this very community
 * Please, Flim, please, Flam, help us out of this jam
 * With your Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
 * Flim: Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spellbindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here?
 * Applejack: Uh, sure, I guess.
 * [Crowd]
 * Opportunity, in our community
 * [Flam]
 * Ready, Flim?
 * [Flim]
 * Ready, Flam?
 * [Flim and Flam]
 * Let's bing bang zam!
 * Flim: And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider!
 * [Crowd]
 * Cider, cider, cider, cider... [continues until Granny Smith interrupts]
 * Flim: Watch closely, my friends!
 * [Flam]
 * The fun begins!
 * Flim: Now, here's where the magic happens. Right here in this heaving, roiling, cider-press-boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A, top-notch, five-star, blow-your-horseshoes-off, one-of-a-kind cider!
 * [Flam]
 * Feel free to take a sneak peek!
 * [Granny Smith]
 * Now wait, you fellers, hold it!
 * You went and over-sold it!
 * I guarantee that what you have there won't compare
 * For the very most important ingredient
 * Can't be added or done expedient
 * And it's quality, friends, Apple Acres' quality and care!
 * [Flim]
 * Well, Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I'm glad you brought that up
 * You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider if you'll kindly try a cup
 * [Flam]
 * Yes, sir, yes, ma'am, this great machine lets just the very best
 * So whaddaya say then, Apples?
 * Care to step into the modern world
 * And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?
 * [Crowd]
 * Cider, cider, cider, cider... [continues until Flim and Flam begin singing]
 * Flim: What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples can't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! C'mon, Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about!
 * [Flim and Flam]
 * We're saying you've got
 * [Flim, Flam, and Crowd]
 * Opportunity
 * In this very community
 * He's Flim, he's Flam
 * We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
 * Traveling salesponies nonpareil!
 * [Flim and Flam]
 * Yeah!