Connor Lacey's Adventures of Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow/Transcript

This is the script of Connor Lacey's Adventures of Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow.

Young James Rogers: Can we hear it again? Please.

Young Torunn: More... tell us the story more! Please.

Tony Stark: Okay, one more time and then it's off to bed. And there came a day unlike any other when Earth's mightiest heroes were united against a common threat... the soldier, the god, the knight, the spy, the giant, the king, the pixie, the ghost, and the archer. On that day, the Avengers were born, to fight foes that no single hero could withstand. Time-traveling conquerors, alien invaders and masters of evil... the Avengers vanquished them all and finally, when the world was at peace, the heroes built lives of their own. The soldier and spy fell in love, as did the giant and the pixie. The king found his queen. And the thunder god returned to his kingdom far away from the world of men. And one by one the children of the Avengers came to be, children who would one day become a new generation of heroes. But in time evil returned, an evil called Ultron. Ultron wanted nothing less than total dominion over the world. But the Avengers stood in its way. Sadly, their defeat was inevitable. But before they fell, the Avengers hid their children in a faraway place where they would grow up safe from Ultron's grasp, because the Avengers knew that as long as the children were alive, there was hope, hope for the future.

Henry Pym, Jr.: Aagh!

Azari: Tag, Pym.

Henry Pym, Jr.: No fair, Azari. You didn't give me enough of a head start!

Azari: No fair? Aren't you the one who called no powers then shrunk and flew away?

Henry Pym, Jr.: Yeah, well, I meant no powers for you.

Azari: Of course. Guess what, Pym? You're it.

Henry Pym Jr.: Hey, not so fast! And no powers!

Tony Stark: Jocasta, adjust environmental controls in the hangar plus 2 therms. Radar array 7 needs realigning and let's get lunch started, shall we?

Jocasta: Commands in progress.

Torunn: I dreamt of Asgard again, Father. The Bifrost Bridge stretched out to me and I could see the glow of the realm eternal. I know thee to be real, Father, and hope that one day soon you will come for your daughter. And Father, lastly I beseech thee: give me the power to smite Pym once and for all!

Henry Pym, Jr.: What? Aagh!

Azari: That's not how tag works, Torunn. You're supposed to run from Pym, not attack us.

Torunn: That's a human rule. An immortal Asgardian warrior runs from no one! You, Pym, and James, are about to taste my sword's wrath! Hey... I mean forsooth! Where's James? Does he get the sword, the spark, or the sting today?

Henry Pym, Jr.: It's His Royal Highness's turn.

Azari: I hate you, Pym.

Henry Pym, Jr.: Hah.

James Rogers: If you dorks are all done bothering me now, I'm going back to bed.

Henry Pym, Jr.: But you're missing the game.

Azari: What is your problem, James? You've been sleeping all day, missing training, blowing off your chores, and generally being a real pain.

James Rogers: Who cares? What, am I gonna miss laundry day? So what if we don't do the chores and train? For what? Seriously, nothing's ever gonna happen in this place. You can act like a king, Pym can play superhero, and Torunn can live in a fantasy land, saying "aye" and "verily" till she's blue in the face! What's the point?

Torunn: The point is to not be such a jerk!

James Rogers: Oh, right, sorry. There's no point for us 'cause our parents are dead. Your dad just abandoned you, so there's still hope.

Henry Pym, Jr.: Do you think Asgardians really say "jerk"?

Azari: I don't know.

Torunn: Yah!

James Rogers: Your magic sword doesn't scare me, Torunn.

Torunn: Then allow me to put the fear of it into thee!

Tony Stark: That's enough.

Azari: Tony! I was about to tell them to break it up.

Tony Stark: James, Torunn, go to your bungalows and cool off.

Henry Pym, Jr.: Hah hah!

Tony Stark: You and Azari too, Pym.

Henry Pym, Jr.: Aww!

Tony Stark: James, wait. I know you feel trapped here with just the five of us, but try not to take it out on your brothers and sister. If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me.

James Rogers: I'll apologize to 'em later.

Tony Stark: Your father was never very good at doing nothing, either. You know you can always come talk to me, James.

James Rogers: But it's not the same, is it? Like you say, you're not my dad.

Tony Stark: James, go to your room!

Torunn: Tony?

Henry Pym, Jr.: What's going on? What are these lights, and that noise?

Tony Stark: Everyone inside James's bungalow until I give the all clear! Now!