The Failure Song

The Failure Song is a song sung by Twilight Sparkle and Spike in The Cyrstal Empire episode.

Lyrics

 * [Twilight Sparkle]
 * I was prepared to do my best
 * Thought I could handle any test
 * For I can do so many tricks
 * But I wasn't prepared for this
 * Levitation would have been a breeze
 * Facts and figures I recite with ease
 * Twilight Sparkle: The square root of five hundred and forty-six is twenty-three point three six six six four two eight nine one zero nine.
 * Professor Bill Neigh: She is correct!
 * [Twilight Sparkle]
 * I could ace a quiz on friendship's bliss
 * But I wasn't prepared for this
 * Will I fail, or will I pass?
 * I can't be sure...
 * [Spike]
 * She can't be sure...
 * [Twilight Sparkle]
 * My mind is sharp, my skills intact
 * My heart is pure...
 * [Spike]
 * Her heart is pure...
 * [Twilight Sparkle]
 * Oh, I've taken my share of licks
 * I've made it through the thin and thick
 * But no I wasn't
 * [Spike]
 * Oh no, she wasn't
 * [Twilight Sparkle]
 * Oh no, I wasn't
 * [Spike]
 * Oh no, she wasn't
 * [Twilight Sparkle]
 * No I wasn't
 * [Twilight Sparkle and Spike]
 * Prepared... for this!