Jeffrey, Jaden & Friends' Storm Adventures of Batman: The Animated Series - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?

'Jeffrey, Jaden & Friends' Storm Adventures of Batman: The Animated Series - If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich? ' is  an upcoming  crossover to be made by tigerman531 and Ren the God of Humor.

First Riddle

 * Bruce: "Why do multimillion dollar deals...."
 * (At the Batcave)
 * Bruce: "....break down in the Wasteland?"
 * Xion: Hm...i haven't heard that one before.
 * Jesse: That doesn't even make any sense to me.
 * Meowth: Don't look at me. I'm no riddle expert.
 * Jaden: Maybe....... it means a contract paper decomposing in a dump?
 * Jeffrey: *to himself* Hm...
 * Jaden: What? That's all I could think of.
 * Jeffrey: I know. I'm just thinking, that's all.
 * Aqua: Have anything yet, dear?
 * Jeffrey: Not yet, but i may have some guesses.
 * (Meanwhile, the cubs are watching Robin play a video game.)
 * Tammy: *wags her tail curiously*
 * DJ: *smiles as he watches Robin play*
 * Bruce: It has to have a double-meaning.
 * Jeffrey: *to himself* Well, let's see...maybe...
 * Alfred: Master Dick, that must be quite the computer game to be worth tying up with a million dollar computer.
 * Dick: Not "a game", Alfred. "The game."
 * DJ: What was it called again?
 * Dick: "Riddle of the Minatour". It's really cool. Look. Not only do you have to avoid all these traps... *moves his player through the maze on the screen* but you've gotta solve all these riddles.
 * (A riddle comes up)
 * Dick: "What is the shortest distance between a point in Nome, Alaska and a point in Miami, Florida?"
 * DJ: *thinks for a moment, but shakes his head* No idea.
 * Tammy: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... *thinks*
 * Xion: *arrives* How's it going?
 * Tammy: Hi, big sistew! We'we twying to figuwe out this widdle.
 * Xion: "What is the shortest distance between a point in Nome, Alaska and a point in Miami, Florida?" Hm...any ideas, Dick?
 * Dick: A straight line. What else? *selects the straight line*
 * Tammy: But.... I thought the Eawth was wound.
 * DJ: *shrugs*
 * Shira: You're right, sweetie. The world IS round. So the answer can't be a straight line.
 * (Nevertheless, Dick clicked on the straight line choice)
 * Alfred: Begging your pardon, young sir, but might the answer on a globe be a curved line?
 * Tammy: Did he pick the wong answew, Mr. Alfwed?
 * Xion: We'll see soon, Tammy.
 * Batman: *to himself* Wasteland, wasteland...
 * (On the game, a big golden hand suddenly picks up the player character)
 * Alfred: My word!
 * Dick: Oh that. That's the Hand of Fate. When you make a mistake, it picks you up and takes you to another part of the maze.
 * Xion: Never was fond of that part of the game.
 * DJ: *thinks to himself* I feew sworry fow whoever doesn't wike wosing.
 * Alexis: *thinking* Hmmmmmm.... a wasteland could refer to a desert or any other form of land that's ruined.
 * Batman: Doesn't Mockridge own a club downtown called The Wasteland?
 * Beetles: I wouldn't know.
 * Dick: *groans* The Wasteland.
 * Batman: Right. The Wasteland.
 * Xion: He was talking about the Wasteland in the game.
 * Dick: It's a dead-end. See? *points to the screen*
 * Jeffrey: We better go. Mockridge may be heading to a trap.
 * Scamper: *reading a company record file Batman has* Why should we care? The man's a greedy tycoon.
 * Batman: Maybe, but whoever wants Mockridge may be even worse.
 * Princess Cadence: Besides, it's our responsibility to save the innocent no matter what they're like.
 * Scamper: *to himself* I know I'm not gonna like this.

The Maze

 * (The door opens to the maze)
 * Jeffrey: Ready?
 * Jaden: Ready.
 * Fluttershy: I'm not gonna like this...
 * (Batman, Robin and the Justice Guardians start to head inside)
 * Jeffrey: *looks around carefully*
 * (The door back out closes)
 * Fluttershy: *gasps*
 * Riddler: Oh! And by the way, you'll have to answer the riddle of the minotaur too!!
 * Rainbow Dash: What?!
 * Alexis: This won't be easy...
 * Twilight: All right. Let's get this over with...
 * Batman: *sarcastically* I can't wait... *starts running into the maze*
 * (The team starts running into the maze too)
 * Batman: How far did you say you got in the game?!
 * Xion: I'm having trouble with one level...
 * Robin: Now I'm not sure. Maybe half-way?


 * Batman: I'll find Mockridge if I have to tear this place apart, Nygma!!!
 * Jeffrey: *growls*
 * Riddler: I doubt it. I made sure the perils were quite lethal. You have eight minutes, ladies and gentlemen. Then Mockridge becomes the only good good corporate shark: a dead one!
 * Fluttershy: Oh, dear...
 * Scamper: I still don't get why we're saving Mockridge when he's the reason Nygma's like this.
 * Jeffrey: Nevertheless, we can't let him get killed. Mockridge needs to face proper justice.
 * Jesse: Let's keep going!!!
 * Xion: *nods in agreement*
 * (The Justice Guardians, Batman and Robin continue to run the maze)
 * (They arrive at two pathways)
 * Robin: Great. You wouldn't happen to know Arabic, do you?
 * Twilight: Afraid not.
 * Batman: No. But i can translate it.
 * Beetles: Better do it quick!
 * (After Batman does some typing on his gauntlet's computer, a translation appears on screen)
 * Batman: "Which way to the eating place?"
 * Bartok: Anyone happen to know the answer to that?
 * Patch: Don't look at me.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, Jeffrey?!
 * Jeffrey: Hm...I'm drawing a blank here.
 * Spike: That doesn't make any sense.
 * Scootaloo: Forget this! Let's just pick one!
 * (They go to the left)
 * Xion: ...!! Wait! Go back!
 * Nails: Why?
 * Robin: *gasps* We're going the wrong way, cause here comes the Hand of Fate!
 * (A giant gold hand comes to them)
 * Shining Armor: Run for it!!!
 * Applejack: What kind of amusement park attraction is this?!
 * Atticus: A death trap amusement part!!!
 * (As they ran, Batman, Robin and the Justice Guardians quickly hid somewhere, avoiding the Hand of Fate)
 * Alexis: *sighs in relief* That was close.
 * Meowth: Now i know how mice feel about being chased by cats!
 * Jaden: Let's go!
 * (They run out the path)
 * Batman: Of course! We went to the left, but in the Arabs, you always eat with your right hand.
 * (They run down the right path)
 * (They come to a door with three keys)
 * Aqua: Looks like we have to use one of these keys.
 * Patch: But which one?
 * Jesse: And why are they labeled A, C, and D?
 * Robin: Don't look at me.
 * Batman: Let's try "D". *takes the "D" key"
 * (Batman inserts the key in the keyhole, twists and and suddenly, two giant blades head towards them)
 * Aqua: *gasps and pulls Xion out of the way*
 * Jeffrey: Whoa! *gets Jaden and Alexis out of the way*
 * (Everyone gets out of the way.)
 * (The blades hit the wall)
 * Aqua: *holds Xion close to her* Are you alright, sweetie?
 * Xion: Uh huh.
 * Apple Bloom: Let's try another key.
 * Batman: Okay. "A" this time. *takes the A key*
 * Robin: *stops Batman* No! Wait! Turn that key and there'll be three blades this time!
 * Beetles: ....! Robin's right! I actually know the answer to this one!!
 * Spike: You do?
 * Robin: It's the C key. Trust me.
 * Beetles: It's okay. Use it. We know what we're doing.
 * (Batman uses the C key on the door)
 * (The door safely opens)
 * Sid: Just one question: How did you know?!
 * Xion: I get it. It's a musical puzzle.
 * Beetles: Right! The key of D has two sharps, the key of A has three...
 * Batman: But the key of C has no sharps.
 * Beetles: I knew since I'm in the entertainment business.
 * Jeffrey: *smiles* Awesome job, Beetles.