Better Way to Be Bad

Better Way to Be Bad is a song in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic which is sung by Cozy Glow, Tirek, and Queen Chrysalis.

Lyrics

 * [Cozy Glow]
 * I think I know a way that we can grow
 * Time to try something new, something better
 * No more solo, trust is the way to go
 * And all we need to do is work together


 * Lord Tirek: Ah, please!
 * No thanks, no way, I feel the need to say
 * I'm smarter, stronger, and I don't need you two


 * Queen Chrysalis: Ha!
 * Stronger? Okay, I guess we'll downplay
 * How bad you got your rear end handed to you


 * [Cozy Glow]
 * It's time to try a better way to be bad


 * Lord Tirek: [groans]


 * [Lord Tirek and Queen Chrysalis]
 * Do we really need a better way to be bad?


 * [Cozy Glow]
 * United as one


 * [Queen Chrysalis]
 * Teamwork? Please, what a fad


 * [Cozy Glow]
 * Combine all our strength, we'll go to any length
 * Once we have a better way to be bad


 * Let's go begin, this time we're gonna win


 * [Queen Chrysalis]
 * The ice you're on is thin, so watch what you say


 * [Cozy Glow]
 * I know you're in, I think I see a grin


 * [Lord Tirek]
 * For all this pain and torture, I swear you'll pay


 * [Cozy Glow]
 * This time, we've got a better way to be bad


 * [Lord Tirek and Queen Chrysalis]
 * Sounds like a long shot, this "better way" to be bad


 * [Cozy Glow]
 * United as one, we'll make those ponies so sad


 * [Lord Tirek]
 * If we say "okay", would you just go away?


 * [Cozy Glow]
 * Once we have a better way to be bad


 * We want to break their friendship
 * We want to make them weak
 * You want revenge on Starlight
 * You want that huge physique


 * So let's increase our chances
 * By working as a team
 * To crush our enemies to dust
 * And laugh as they all scream!


 * All: [laughing evilly]


 * [Lord Tirek]
 * I think I see a better way to be bad


 * [Queen Chrysalis]
 * Just put me in charge, make me queen, you'll be glad


 * [Cozy Glow]
 * No! Listen to me, I'm the best of us three


 * [All]
 * Then you'll see a better way to be bad


 * [tempo increases]


 * Cozy Glow: Wait!
 * This is my thing, a better way to be bad


 * [Queen Chrysalis]
 * You shall do as I command, I will rule this triad!


 * [Cozy Glow]
 * Hey! This is my song!


 * [Lord Tirek and Queen Chrysalis]
 * Sorry, not any longer!


 * [All]
 * A better way to be bad


 * [Cozy Glow]
 * Now you're making me mad


 * [Lord Tirek]
 * Won't the ponies be sad?


 * [Queen Chrysalis]
 * That would make me so glad


 * [All]
 * Now we've got a better way to be baaaaaad!