The Royal Anthem of the Kilted Yaksmen

The Royal Anthem of the Kilted Yaksmen is a song from the similarly titled "The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen", an episode of ''The Ren and Stimpy Show. ''It is sung by Ren and Stimpy (and their yaks) to cheer themselves up as they travel to the middle of nowhere.

Lyrics
Stimpy: ''(Spoken) Stop it, Ren! You mustn't say those things! Remember the Royal Anthem of the Kilted Yaksmen!''

(Sung) Our country reeks of trees

Our yaks are really large

And they smell like rotting beef carcasses.

And we have to clean up after them

And our saddle sores are the best

We proudly wear womens' clothing

And searing sand blows up our skirts!

Ren: ''(spoken) Ooh! Ooh! Ow!''

Ren and Stimpy (singing): And the buzzards, they soar overhead

And poisonous snakes will devour us whole

Our bones will bleach in the sun.

And we will probably go to [hell]

And that is our great reward

For being the-uh Royal

Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!

Stimpy: (spoken) C'mon, everybody!

(Chorus repeats)

Trivia

 * The anthem is sung to the tune of "My Country 'Tis of Thee"
 * The chorus that join in are the Los Angeles Gay Mens' Choir
 * The song will appear in the Bugs and Daffy's Adventures Chronicles episode Blamed Canada. The rest of the team will join in.